[MISC] Superfight - Round 6, Phase 2 - CANNED

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#1041

and rules lawyering as well

obviously

#1042

if you throw the rhino at light speed I think it would actually burn up before it hits anything

#1043

nah rules got changed because of the rhino god lol

#1044

so presumably slower than that

#1045

bullet train is not light speed

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#1046

derp, I forgot you said bullet train speed lol

#1047
  • Tyrannosaur teeth could crush bone, and therefore could extract as much food (bone marrow) as possible from carcass remnants, usually the least nutritious parts. Karen Chin and colleagues have found bone fragments in coprolites (fossilized feces) that they attribute to tyrannosaurs, but point out that a tyrannosaur’s teeth were not well adapted to systematically chewing bone like hyenas do to extract marrow.[174]

my attack speed buffed dino will obliterate consume and digest your rhino in milliseconds

#1048

every single part of it too

#1049

your projectile is just sustenance for the paladino

#1050

the rhino is not a carcass

#1051

i assume you meant dino and not rhino lol

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#1052

also what about the horns

and the feces

#1053

also what about the fact your dinos mouths can’t possible cover the entire surface area of the dinos

#1054

what stops a dinosaur from eating feces?

#1055

take a shit in the toilet bowl and try it for me

#1056

it doesn’t need to engulf the whole rhino in one bite
it has 1225% attack speed, it will eat it quicker than your eye can register

#1057

i am not a t-rex

#1058

i think rhino horns are made of keratin
so fingernail material but obviously in a larger volume

#1059

film yourself eating poop otherwise your dinos get killed by poop getting thrown at them at bullet train speed

#1060

who’s doing the poop throwing