[MISC] Superfight - Round 6, Phase 2 - CANNED

Pretty sure like Tanks have radars or windows of sorts

Tanks use mirrors, therefore you’re seeing the reflection, not the actual gaze

/vote tank

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Ok yeah I’m screwed, can’t see how I can talk my way outta this
Hey Marl wanna get your fighter out of the tank maybe? Perchance? I’m sure they’d love an honorable bout, y’know? While looking directly at my face if at all possible?

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Wait a minute hang on Eli is my “steal a black card” thing still an option or no?

it says discard this card upon use, so no

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I am going to kill the tank and win the game

/vote tank

/tank

you guys know that it’s an Ultimate Fighting Champion that you’re voting for, it’s just that he’s driving a tank

Nah it’s the tank
I’m gonna ask the viking, watch
Hey viking, the tank’s fighting you, right?
“Mhm”
See? Let the tank get the credit, it’s doing all the work

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/vote tank

Sorry, personal problems distracted me from literal my everything including this.

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You’re good

He is the ultimate fighting champion
He can hear your heartbeat from miles away

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/vote tank

Marl, before you win, I just wanna know something
After you beat the viking, will you let him go?
He’s always wanted to give bowling a try and this fight will be very humbling for him

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hmm
is it a fight to the death?

because i think my insane teenage clown posse could definitely become productive members of society if the viking didnt bash all of their skulls in

They’re gonna be fine
If we could bring back the dinosaurs we can bring back the clowns

The Ultimate Fighting Champion only bests his opponent
he does not kill

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The tank is only the first phase of the boss fight

After the tank is destroyed you still have to best THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHAMPION. His body is a deadly weapon. He’s trained in every martial art known to man. But he has a heart of gold.

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