[MISC] Superfight - Round 6, Phase 2 - CANNED

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#421

remember the twins exist

#422

rhinos are pretty scary too

theyll probably just randomly crush him lol

#423

True
So who would win
A ten story The Rock or two eggsploding tekenesis twins

#424

also a 100 story rhino just running around

well the twins win because the rock is playing dead

#425

playing dead != dead

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#426

how can you move while playing dead

#427

thats not how death works 27head

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#428

cause he has bad acting skills lmao

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#429

Lmfao

#430

accurate

however the twins will probably just be like “bye felicia” and just throw a bunch of eggs at him

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#431

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, while sitting straight up and drinking tea: “I’m dead.”

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#432

sips tea as a 100-story rhino charges at him
“This is my script, and my script says I’m dead, don’t charge me bro”

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#433

you know this became a lot less intense when we decided those pesky laws of physics werent in play

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#434

without physics, the twins might as well be holding up Dwayne’s teacup with telekinesis lol

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#435

laws of physics says everyone dies and we should can the game

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#436

and then suddenly let it drop just as he’s about to drink it
“I am dead, but now I’m angry and dead!”

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#437

why would size dilute the poison

#438

because it takes longer to go through the bloodstream/the larger amount of fat and muscle dillutes it

a 6,5 man is going to take longer to get drunk than a 5,0 woman for example

#439

remember alcohol is a poison :slight_smile:

drinking alcohol is a sin :slight_smile:

lets be honest everyone here is going to hell anyways

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#440

Ghana is my opponent and even I’m saying this.

Size would dilute the poison. It would take way too long to even travel through the Rhino’s body