[MISC] Superfight - Round 6, Phase 2 - CANNED

it feels the bite. It kicks the thing away

Iā€™d probably be more concerned about 50 blinding laser shooting Trexs

it can just stand still

Fair enough.

/unvote

(anyways Iā€™m getting dinner, I think Iā€™ve said enough)

Alright

My T-Rexes can shoot BLINDING LIGHT. Now pay special attention to the fact that it is BLINDING LIGHT, capitalized.
The card makes it explicitly clear we arenā€™t speaking about ordinary physical blinding light, like a flashlight or the sun. It is specifically capitalized like a proper noun.

Which is why I present to you :
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This is clearly what the card is referring to, otherwise it would simply be ā€˜THEY SHOOT blinding light FROM HANDSā€™. Unless you somehow want to prove itā€™s not.

Now there are 50 T-Rexes, each capable of casting BLINDING LIGHT. Nothing states they have to shoot their BLINDING LIGHT at the rhino or the twins even.

49 of the dinos cast their BLINDING LIGHT on one T-Rex, increasing the T-REXā€™s attack speed by 1225%.
The T-Rex, with itā€™s insane attack speed buff, tears the rhino and both of the twins into ribbons IN SECONDS.

(And if somehow, the rhino or the twin manages to kill this BEAST, I have 49 left, who will simply buff another of their brethen, albeit to 1220% attack speed, and attack once more. At that point even if we leave it up to pure probability, the rhino and the twin will eventually die and a T-Rex will be left standing NO MATTER WHAT!)

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it doesnā€™t say the dinos are paladins

you are now boxed in Ā²

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T-Rexes are widely considered the strongest and greatest dinosaur, known for their extremely powerful bite.

In dino society, even if they werenā€™t liked, they wouldā€™ve been the equivalent of a medieval paladin or knight

(dino society was very different to human society)

@datbird has arrived as a voter!

He cannot, by request, recieve cards, but he can vote and argue.

@min has arrived! They are a regular player.

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I have been granted permission to join, but I just want to vote in the polls of who wins not have actual fighters. Thats it. Im the new Randy Jackson for this game. Sell me your fighters

Cause right now im feeling these paladin dinos and their insane lazer light paladin buffs

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key note being ā€œwouldā€™veā€

they are not paladins

Would as they are extinct, but if they were still here like Cheekis is why is it not classified as a paladin?

cheeki has deceived you

he wolf slipped he said they werenā€™t paladins

because dinos donā€™t have a society

otherwise I could say ā€œif my rhino could talk he would summon 200000000 hot anime babes that would instantly kill all the dinosā€

also cheeki lied as well

they shoot blinding light

Ok but animals do have societies and social structures look at seal, apes, and many others. There is 0 reason why the Trex could not be a paladin from ur argument.

society

cheeki said that unless the quote was exactly this his argument would be valid

lol