[MISC] Superfight - Round 6, Phase 2 - CANNED

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#1261

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The paladinos don’t even need to see you, they’ll find you by hearing anyway. The moment you rustle around in your little invisible cloak, 50 t-rexes are going to swarm in your area, and one of them WILL find you. So, then if they don’t immediately kill you, you try and portal your way out of there, fair enough.

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If that t-rex sort of went prone, it could easily squeeze its way through with some effort.

You’d be stuck being chased around new york or whatever, until you eventually tire out and become food for the Chief Paladino

#1262

That’s, quite simply, incorrect. The range of an average sharpshooter is 600-1200m. And I’m an elite sharpshooter. However, sure, let’s say I’m average. A t-rex could run at 45 miles per hour. This is roughly twenty meters per second. So, at the absolute bare minimum, it would take a t-rex 30 seconds to even get close to me. And that assumes it could find me, first. However, I have the best silencer that money can buy, as well.
Here’s a quote: “One of T. rex’s unique abilities was its hypersensitive hearing. A bone in its inner ear, the cochlea, was remarkably long. And in animals alive today, that specialization is associated with the ability to hear low frequency sounds well.” It doesn’t matter if it can hear low-frequency sounds, as a gunshot is not a low-frequency sound, even at the very, very low chance it could hear it, while it has been suppressed, from anywhere between two fifths of a mile to multiple miles away. Again, it will take them at least 30 seconds to get near me, and even then, I could just… retreat to further away. Furthermore, t. rexes are much larger than humans, so I could really move even further away whilst still being accurate enough to kill. I don’t even need to kill with the first bullet. I could just wound, or I could even just miss and shoot again. If a t-rex even attempts to follow me through the portal - first off, it’s incredibly unlikely that it could even fit. However, even if it could that would still work to my advantage as, due to their size and body mass concentration, they would not be able to move through very quickly. So, I could easily just wait until they were halfway through, fire a new portal of the same color, and woops! That t-rex just got fucking chopped in half!

#1263

Just teleport into a small room dinosaurs can’t fit in

#1264

And all of this is made with the assumption that I am a below-average to average sharpshooter. If I am hunting t-rexes, it could easily be assumed that I am a highly advanced sharpshooter with an even larger potential range and greater accuracy.

#1265

Big mistake.
By halving the t-rex, you’ve finally given it a use for it’s useless stubby arms, by making it crawl on them.
This will provide fulfillment and motivation to the dying t-rex who will reach out, and swallow your sharpshooter whole.

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#1266

Wouldn’t it literally be dying

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#1267

… Yeah, no. In the time it would have taken for the t-rex to get down to the size needed to crawl through the hole, I’d be several dozen meters away already. Moreover, it would be dying, more often than not its arms would have also been chopped off, and even if not, its spine would have been severed, relieving it of control of its limbs as it rapidly ceases function.

#1268

The only limbs that would lose function would be the ones below the spinal cord severance
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This is how I imagine the cut from the portal end up. You can clearly see it’s arms are above the red line, so it would still maintain function in them.
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Face it, the portal was your only way out, and he :arrow_up: is coming with you.

#1269

Okay, so you absolutely ignored the point about the spine. I’ll give you another chance to let you argue it before outright saying you acknowledge it as fact.
What if I just… closed the portal earlier? Or just shot it as it was coming through?
Moreso, in order to fit through the portal (which it is logically too wide to do so but I’ll allow it), its arms would have to be folded under its belly, which puts them ever further back which increases the zone in which I can cut.
What’s it going to do? Drag itself 30 meters with its stumps that it literally can’t even send electrical impulses to?

#1270

I’m not sure why you think cutting the spine at that point would mean it can’t use it’s arms, please reiterate the spine point

#1271

…
d-
do you know how spines work

#1272

“If the spinal cord is severed in the mid or lower back, the person is likely paraplegic. An injury higher in the back or the neck could cause paralysis in the arms or even difficulty breathing without assistance.”

#1273

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below the injury

#1274

it’s clearly not in the neck

#1275

… Why not?

#1276

because I have 50 tries and at least one of them will get further than the neck logically

#1277

/vore light uwu @EliThePsycho

#1278

im stopping what im typing to announce im flagging this post

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#1279

Hey so…

You know how you said raptors have like hyperhearing?

Yeah so wouldn’t one shot from a sniper rifle deafen all the rexs?

#1280

they could angle their hands up at least

an important note, are these jurassic park t-rex-es or more realistic ones (more fat, featheres, etc)