[MISC] Superfight - Round 6, Phase 2 - CANNED

The cards have been selected! Announcement coming soon…

@Aelin steps into the ring! His cards are…

A literally insane clown posse

Wielding nunchucks

That Is a tween!

@Nerbins steps into the ring! His cards are…

A Viking!

With stone gaze!

Steal one black card from opponent!

Nerbins may steal this black card at any time, but do it ASAP, thanks

I mean
If this works the way I think it does I’ll take the nunchucks
Not sure I understand this right tho

what the fuck is Stone Gaze
Like Medusa?

Alright
So
Uh
I then have a tween insane clown posse
Verses a single viking
You may have stone gaze, but I have a very large group and we could just
y’know
Close our eyes
Plus we’re all fucking insane little shits so we’d 1) have no morals
2) be really fucking fast
3) be really hard to hit
We’d just have to wear you down since there’s only a single one of you

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And, sure, you have nunchucks, but you’re a Viking - you don’t know how to use them, nor do they work with your strengths

How will you find me if your eyes are closed and I’m quiet
Charging me blindly probably won’t work too great, and it’d be hard to coordinate as a bunch of 11-12 year old nutcases who can’t see

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Holy shit

@Icibalus

It’s a homestuck

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No it’s the forums

I mean
You’re a Viking
You get the choice of either being big or being quiet
And if you hit one of us, the rest know where you are
Moreso, if we’re closing our eyes, our other senses are heightened as a result

If I cave one of your skulls in and slink away fast enough maybe not
God I’m just imagining this as Hitman now but with a viking and several adolescent clowns with their eyes closed and a screw loose

But you’d have to like
Make noise or just move very slowly

HAHAHAHAHAHA

These get more and more ridiculous every round I swear

inhale

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thank you gamers

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well, I was waiting for someone to clarify what exactly Stone Gaze is, but nobody answered that so I’m not voting till I know :upside_down_face:
neither side has convinced me of anything at all

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basically they’re medusa gaze

that’s what i assumed anyways

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i tried my best dude

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i got some freaking lil nerds with bare fists against a viking

theyd probably just fucking dogpile him eventually and like tear his face off or something