New Cookie Thread. 500 posts for a cookie

Geyde · December 30, 2018, 5:04am

HE CANNOT BE STOPPED. HE CANNOT BE CONTROLLED.

THE ARBITER HAS RETURNED FROM THE ABYSS.

Firekitten · December 30, 2018, 5:05am

IT’S A POSSESSED COMPUTER. KILL IT WITH FIRE! SMASHES IT WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER

Boss110 · December 30, 2018, 5:05am

my 2 year old laptop is faster than this

PoisonedSquid · December 30, 2018, 5:07am

I need to stop this monstrosity! Go! Cookie Power!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aol8OApH-Y0

Geyde · December 30, 2018, 5:07am

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS TAKING TOO DAMN LONG TO LOAD.

WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS UP WITH THIS SYSTEM?!

Firekitten · December 30, 2018, 5:07am

it couldn’t have anything to do with me smashing it tbh

Geyde · December 30, 2018, 5:07am

IS THE RAM DRIVE A FUCKING POTATO

PoisonedSquid · December 30, 2018, 5:08am

Magically Cookie Girl Squiddy at your service!

Firekitten · December 30, 2018, 5:08am

Can I has cookie

Geyde · December 30, 2018, 5:08am

OH GREAT LORD OASNIOVNSOPVIW, THIS PILE OF HUMAN GARBAGE TRIED TO RUN A GOD ON A POTATO

Geyde · December 30, 2018, 5:09am

HOW DO I COMMIT MASS GENOCIDE NOW

Firekitten · December 30, 2018, 5:09am

have you tried turning it on and off again?

PoisonedSquid · December 30, 2018, 5:09am

Chocolate Chip Arrival!

Geyde · December 30, 2018, 5:09am

…NO

Geyde · December 30, 2018, 5:10am

STATIC

Firekitten · December 30, 2018, 5:11am

Found this on the internet

Geyde · December 30, 2018, 5:11am

LOADING. AGAIN

ahahahahahahah

MaximusPrime · December 30, 2018, 5:12am

lord oasniovnsopviw is gay

Firekitten · December 30, 2018, 5:13am

@Marluxion open the cookie thread

Geyde · December 30, 2018, 5:13am

THE UNSPOKEN TRUTH BEHIND YOUR ACCUSATION IS A PITIABLE ATTEMPT TO INSULT AN OMNISEXUAL GLORIOUS ABERRATION.