Honestly I wish I could say that the Wazza wagon was an elaborate reaction-test coordinated by me and Hippo based on a secret code devised based on the positioning of my ":^)"s, but that would require being good at the game.
Nonetheless, this flashwagon is a veritable goldmine of reactions.

emote when I don’t have a scumread of my own, I want to apply pressure or I’m not in the mood to push them.