Ninjas and Guns - Overwatch Flavor - [3/17] - Day 7: Mafia Wins (winky face) (it's not a joke)

Im sorry, red role pm say what?

Nvm.

You never scumread me.

Maybe it was someone else or Iā€™m misremembering things.

Thank you for further proving my point.

Very helpful.

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I know this is for Aelin.
But, ya not gonna execute me anyway so stop trying to

???

Iā€™m just asking why they find you towny.

Iā€™ve said before that I have no reason to Townread you and so far you havenā€™t given me anything.

If there is a reason to town read you, I want to know.

Otherwise, weh

Because I am unlynchable

probably evil, idk

Bastard PR moment?

Yep. Surprise.
Iā€™m unlynchable town.

Iā€™m the Prince from ONUW

Whereā€™s your 3 axes and infinite jailkeep and IC status and conversion immunity and roleblock immunity?

Player Voted by Votes
Aelin clonedcheese, Marshal 2/8
PokemonKidRyan Intensify, eevee 2/8
NetherNitro Wazza, ATNoName 2/8
Marshal DkKoba 1/8
Wazza NetherNitro 1/8
sulit PokemonKidRyan 1/8
Esooa sulit 1/8
clonedcheese Esooa 1/8
Not voting Universal, SkyRED, Aelin, WindwardAway 4

Ping me for errors. Pinging me for votes is cool, too.

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Sadly Prince in ONUW has none of the above.
But my unlynchability is confirmable :slight_smile:

Thank you but that doesnā€™t convince me to unvote you right now

Oh it will.
Unless youā€™re going to hardclaim scum :slight_smile:

I hardclaim scum town mafia wolf alien unseen cult neutral 3rd party nexus mason

wind is nearly locked as villager from her posting

/vote aelin

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I probably wonā€™t have a lot of time to do things before eod

want my vote here for now

this was somewhat of a meme because she said my pfp looked nice

except
im town headdesk
so for me it was because it seemed like a bit of agenda
at the moment i have absoltuely no stance because i havent read through her iso as a whole

Overall Marshal hasnā€™t done anything explicitly towny
She has admitted to this
Iā€™m still planning on going back but if you think Marissa is town, make a case on her yourself
jesus christ
youre defending her so hard but i have yet to see good reasons from you

in an attempt to be nicer
I will just say that you are incorrect.

heā€™s on vacation leave
which he shouldnt have inned if he knew he was going to be on vacation but-

absolutely null
i wish there was anyone else in the slot, but there isnā€™t, soā€¦

im planning on isoā€™ing pkr later
but if i dont, ill be dead, so lol

  1. Iā€™m not using it as a basis for scumreading you
  2. I havenā€™t pushed you off of it, either, because Iā€™m aware itā€™s not a great read, it was simply the vibe i got off of it

genuine emotions? Yeah.

Summary

This is a good point. However we still come back to my main point: Thatā€™s, quite simply, incorrect. The range of an average sharpshooter is 600-1200m. And Iā€™m an elite sharpshooter. However, sure, letā€™s say Iā€™m average. A t-rex could run at 45 miles per hour. This is roughly twenty meters per second. So, at the absolute bare minimum , it would take a t-rex 30 seconds to even get close to me. And that assumes it could find me, first. However, I have the best silencer that money can buy, as well.
Hereā€™s a quote: ā€œOne of T. rexā€™s unique abilities was its hypersensitive hearing. A bone in its inner ear, the cochlea, was remarkably long. And in animals alive today, that specialization is associated with the ability to hear low frequency sounds well.ā€ It doesnā€™t matter if it can hear low-frequency sounds, as a gunshot is not a low-frequency sound, even at the very, very low chance it could hear it, while it has been suppressed, from anywhere between two fifths of a mile to multiple miles away. Again, it will take them at least 30 seconds to get near me, and even then, I could justā€¦ retreat to further away. Furthermore , t. rexes are much larger than humans, so I could really move even further away whilst still being accurate enough to kill. I donā€™t even need to kill with the first bullet. I could just wound, or I could even just miss and shoot again. If a t-rex even attempts to follow me through the portal - first off, itā€™s incredibly unlikely that it could even fit. However, even if it could that would still work to my advantage as, due to their size and body mass concentration, they would not be able to move through very quickly. So, I could easily just wait until they were halfway through, fire a new portal of the same color, and woops! That t-rex just got fucking chopped in half!

Moving this into human terms

Even assuming that he is some sort of magical marshmallow person(?), only his top half is a marshmallow. I could easily just disable his lower body. He now can no longer move because his lower half is a Vampire Slayer and not a marshmallow, and this is assuming I canā€™t damage his upper half with bullets or something I guessā€¦ like his entire upper half is justā€¦ marshmallowā€¦ but he can still move and have a brain and stuff.
We go back to the sheer distance aspect. Even if weā€™re back at the bare minimum of my range, 600 meters, thatā€™s still incredibly far away. The fastest humans can sprint at 28 miles per hour, which is about 10 meters per second. On top of that, he has a hostage, yes? So, even if weā€™re assuming he is the peak of humanity, has infinite stamina, and isnā€™t at all hindered by the hostage heā€™s holding, it would still take him at least a minute to get close to me, and thatā€™s assuming Iā€™m at the bare minimum of my range. I would have been able to disable his legs at multiple points at this point in time. But, if we go back to logical occurrences, he probably wouldnā€™t be moving more than half a meter per second if heā€™s keeping the hostage steady. But, for fun, letā€™s say he can move at two meters per second (6.56168 feet per second). Thatā€™s still 5 minutes before he even gets near me, and all I need is a single opening. Even if he gets close, I can just teleport away. And, if he ever decides to drop the hostage to increase his movement speed, I can take him out with absolutely no worries. And this is assuming that the hostage isnā€™t struggling. If the hostage is struggling, then this becomes even easier for me to find an opening. All I need is to land a single shot to severely cripple the marshmallow man, and after that, itā€™s an easy win. There becomes no way for him to get even near me, and I can just pepper his body with shots all I want until either: his body bleeds out, or there is nothing left of him to bleed.

i wasnt putting any effort into game up until this point

o b v i o u s l y its not free
im a good enough wolf that i can let town fuck itself over on its own

ā€¦yes?

i can but at some point it would still be normal spew

Iā€™m pointing out why it would be incredibly -EV for wolves
im not saying that everything wouldve happened
im saying that these are why i wouldnt do it as a wolf

ggez
this is a joke

sigh
can you at least tell me if youve read my towncase on wind
because thats like
the first bit of effort ive put into this gameā€¦ at all