Ninjas and Guns - Overwatch Flavor - [3/17] - Day 7: Mafia Wins (winky face) (it's not a joke)

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#21

ayaya

/vote marshal

the game is afoot

:flushed:

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#22

Rude ping.

/vote Kat

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#23

Fun fact while weā€™re still early gameā€¦
Iā€™ve never played Overwatch.
I know many characters from it, but gameplay knowledge other than charactersā€¦ close to 0.

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#24

/vote Marshal

#25

as a person whoā€™s played overwatch many a times and watched all of the lore shorts, iā€™m going to make several obscure references

heroes never die
or something like that i havenā€™t played the game since a year and a half ago

#26

Genji is a fun character :sunglasses:

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#27

That was Mercy who said that, right?

#28

Yee

Mercy heals and revives people with her magic stick

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#29

bbl

I make chiken

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#30

bring some back for us ??

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#31

first

#32

I remember seeing edgy ad on YouTube with the dude the stereotypical Japan archer with magical dragon powers vs the ninja thatā€™s a robot with a color theme equivalent to an avocado.

It was pretty cool but it didnā€™t make sense.

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#33

overwatch in a nutshell

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#34

that is objectively the best overwatch short

i am not at all biased because i like cyborg ninjas

and no it did not stem from lego ninjago
where would you get that idea

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#35

the korean dude did not get dva as flavor
i now riot

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#36

Yeah butā€¦

Why the hell didnā€™t the archer guy use a gun.

Imagine a japanese cowboy that uses dope hipster dragon powers imbued into a glock to kill people.

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#37

???

when did he use a gun???

i need to watch this short again
i wanna see hanzo pull out a glock i feel like thatā€™d be really funny

#38

No I mean.

They live an era with ninja cyborgs.

I assume thereā€™s guns and the archer dude had magic dragon powers.

I assume the dragon power isnā€™t attached to the bow.

So why the hell is he not using a gun.

Heā€™s trying to be hipster and edgy by using a bow to kill people when people have access to guns, like he definitely should be dead by now if heā€™s that stupid

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#39

LOL okok I can see your point now

uhh

i think itā€™s family traditions or something like that

itā€™s video game fiction you canā€™t really expect a whole lot of actual realism in a characterā€™s thinking /shrug

unless youā€™re playing a mario game
bowserā€™s development as a villain and his reasons for wanting to kidnap princess peach are phenomenal

#40

Bowser kidnaps peach and Mario sends Bowser to horny jail.

Canon lore

Cyborg Ninja is pretty cool idea but I mean green is kindaā€¦ a wierd color for a ninja whoā€™s supposed to be hiding in the night where itā€™s purple/blackā€¦

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