Little do you realise the little surprise
I swapped the drinks with cow pee! Or whatever comes out of those dangley things.
Believe it or not, Iām actually a repurposed garbage shuttle robot, my previous work being to bring excrement from planet Earth to the planet of Walmart 15. Trust me, those fucking coders will reuse anything if it means not having to actually debug anything.
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A question to you two bots: what do you do with the ship if aliens take over? Would you even like it? I meanā¦ we have less than 30 IQ, even they have moreā¦
As much as it pains me to say, we are created by humans, and therefore are required to try and assist other humans. Thank fuck you arenāt representative of the entire species.
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Watch my fortune telling skills
90% of blue case is going to me pushing an agenda by voting him
And now, watch me be gone! (for quite a long time, but not forever)
Hereās the quote where I figured you actually believed your vote and it wasnāt for some reason random.
You have no reason to believe that what I said was openwolfing unless you wanted to twist it into some unfathomable narrative, or to just plain anger me into AtE, which no town that knows how I act would ever do.
(Doing this on phone btw which is why Iām slow)
???
Said in RVS of all places, and then later:
You tell me to scumread and then when I do you clap back at me?? Like even with the accusation on them, Town!FK would see thereās at least an effort being made by me to do some reading.
(The above might be formatted horribly, again Iām on phone rn)
But in any case I need you to elaborate, you hard label this statement as scum without a second thought that it might just be frivolous banter. Why?
Here you just out-and-out contradict yourself by saying that the vote in which you said was completely random and ālikely pressureā, was all of a sudden not random?
No, I was trying to find why you would push on me from the view that you are scum. What would scum gain from eliminating or discrediting the parity cop? A whole lot, I would say.
Also you kept posting things like āOpenwolf harderā without actually pointing to where I was supposedly āopenwolfingā. You couldnāt back those statements up but to someone flicking through itād be enough to say āwell I guess he outed himselfā and vote me without taking my side into consideration. You know as well as I do that once you view someone as scum itās all too easy to try to find statements to back up your misconceptions.
But of course this long mobile post could easily be just shot down by FK saying āwolfy postā and people would just believe it without reading into it, because FKās apparently some kind of MENSA member now or something.
I think all this playing with eevee has given him delusions of grandeur to be honest.
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