[NSFM] Not Safe Forum Mafia [SIGNUPS]

[Twil1ight]

Question. How “Safe” Forum Mafia looks like.

[MaximusPrime]

ah yes i was born without a sense of humor obviously, i don’t know what a joke is

[orangeandblack5]

One where your role card is guaranteed to not include school shootings or bestiality, probably.

Long story short these are bad people

[Mercenary]

Why be rude like this?

[orangeandblack5]

Wait what?

[MaximusPrime]

i’m just being sarcastic

it’s sarcastic saturday

[Mercenary]

Where did you get the art from btw? I liked it

[orangeandblack5]

Custom-made for Starship Epiphron

[orangeandblack5]

I think

I forget who originally designed it

[Firekitten]

WAIT I GET THE JOKE NOW

[MaximusPrime]

omfg

[Reaper]

Do I really need the slash? I typed it there

[Firekitten]

[Geyde]

:^)

[Pug]

impact font, comic sans

the 2nd one more likely

[Isaac_Gonzalez]

What part of this makes it NSFM?

[Reaper]

Okay
/backup I guess

[Firekitten]

@orangeandblack5

The Officer is the most sane prisoner on the ship, and has been elevated to a higher rank according to the Prisoner Rehabilitation Reward Initiative Protocol. Before he was arrested, the Officer was a cult leader for a religious extremist group known as the Church of the Suicide Pact, causing the untimely deaths of over 9000 individuals after they drank Powerade spiked with arsenic. Be warned that the Officer, despite his status, is still highly insane. He believes himself to be the High Prophet of a mythical and bloodthirsty god.

@orangeandblack5

The Scientist would be more accurately called the Mad Scientist. Once a promising young xenobiologist, he was arrested and committed to the Alzar Mental Asylum for Incurable Perverts after the Worldwide Surveillance Initiative caught him trying to make a Frankenstein-like homunculus with three mammary organs and inverted genitalia. Due to his scientific expertise, he has been granted a microscope with which to perform microbe sample testing.

Addendum One: The Scientist’s microscope has been confiscated and replaced with a magnifying glass. He has been reminded that scientific equipment are not to be used as sex toys.

I wonder why

[Firekitten]

Meant to be a reply to you

[Isaac_Gonzalez]

oh that’s all ok