...Okay, What Now?

i place the chair pointing at the table and 6 inches away from the table

Thank the table.

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You put the chair some distance away from the table.

You talk to an empty room.

No one answers.

i sit in the chair

You sit on the chair.

(The god of table and god of chair appear to be against eachother.
The god of chair is near the glass.
Perhaps the glass and table are enemies as well?)

Place the glass on the table.

You place the glass on the table.

i fill the glass with steam, and then turn off the tap

You open the tap and put the glass under the steam. You turn off the tap.

(does temperature change back to cold?)

It didn’t collect anything.

You put it under the steam.
Steam is lighter than oxygen. (Right?)

No one answers.

hold glass upside-down over tap, then turn it on and off quickly

Aha! It is.
Dry air is lighter than humid air which means we didn’t get any water in the glass. Try it again Simon.
(Don’t understand why that is when it’s carrying more stuff but hey)

You hold the glass upside-down over the tap, then turn it on and off quickly.

(well thats debatable. their difference in mass is that steam is 1 oxygen 2 hydrogen, whereas oxygen gas is 2 oxygen. perhaps they have different densities but on a molecular level oxygen gas is heavier)

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i catch some of the lingering steam in the glass

You try to catch some steam in the glass.

The table laughs.