...Okay, What Now?

Roleplaying
#121

There is nothing outside.

You turn on the tap. Steam comes out.

The room is slightly warm.

#122

I try and catch some steam in the glass

#123

(“the table laughs”)

#124

You attempt to catch steam with the glass.

The table laughs.

#125

(I suggest trying to smash the table with the chair.)

#126

we’ve done that, i think
i go outside the window

#127

“Drink some water.”

A voice says.

#128

I stick my legs outside the window

#129

The window is too high to do so.

#130

i bring the chair over to the window

#131

You bring the chair over to the window.

#132

I ask the chair permission to stand on it

#133

You speak to an empty room.

No one answers.

#134

I stand on the chair and try and stick my legs through the window

#135

You stand on the chair and stick your legs through the window.

#136

(@Simon what now?)

#137

I get down and stick my shirt under the tap

#138

but not so I’m under the tap just so my shirt is

#139

You stuff your filthy shirt into the tap.

The tap shrieks in horror.

You have offended the God of Tap.

You have died.

…

You have angered the God of Tap.

You have died.

…

The room had four walls. The room was a square. The room was 10x10 meters wide.

The room had one door. The room had one window. The room had one chair. The room had one table. The room had an empty glass. The room had a tap.

The door was located on the South wall. The window was located on the East wall. The tap was located on the West wall.

The glass was located near the North wall. The table was located at the Centre. The chair was located against the West wall.

…okay, now what?

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#140

i repeat the previous steps up until and including sticking my legs out of the window