Poker Night

I will… err fold!

I wish I can have Max eat my cards, but last time that happened, there was a complication I doubt anyone would want to hear about.

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(Those blinds are crazy big)

Hold up I gotta set up a google doc

Well this game must end sometime soon. And you are all players of reasonable skill so you can all handle it

Me? Skill? Don’t even compare us!

Mr. Derps
Would you play the game

Wait one question before we start remind me how to binds work

for the love of

And here I was thinking you all knew your way around a poker table

Blinds hit at start of the round and put that money in the pot

Iv never played with actual binds before so idk how those works

will you bet, raise, or fold?

pulls out banjo
Don’t worry, take your time. I know it took me a good while with my first game too. I almost made everyone leave, but that’s how the dice rolls.

120 seconds for your decision derps

Im gonna check (Idk if that the right word, im not betting any more money)

You must match the big blind

Thats what im doing

Can you decrease blinds to 500 / 1000
It’s a little too high imo

if you don’t like it get out