Poker Night

don’t let them get blinds

What the Sundae on a stick?!

if we all go all in then someone wins first hand, fuck that

My hand is fucking amazing

all two fucking cards lmao

IF WE ALL GO ALL IN THEN I DON’T HAVE TO FIGURE OUT THE RULES

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WIN TO ME

It’s texas holdem

I understand this

Dead on arrival
The lament of newbies

Pot sits at 42,400

Claptrap has…

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The player has…

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Arete you dun fucked up

CAN ACES BE LOW

aces are best card

2 aces is best hand

If I wear shoes, I wouldn’t want to be in yours right now.

@Arete

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Flop…

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mehhhhh technically, no statistically? probabaly realisticly? nah

:^)

Big mistake, junior

Are straights etc out of 5 cards or am I wrong