Positivity Thread (To counteract the karmic imbalance caused by the Venting Thread)

Mercenary · January 23, 2019, 1:03am

Oh yes she is just a bitch who just wants ill to everyone
that is why I secretly put laxatives at her water

Marcus_Doodalee · January 23, 2019, 1:04am

Accurate depiction of reaper and merc:

Reaper · January 23, 2019, 1:05am

I found it out and fuck the fact she is my gf I found it funny and ask you out

Mercenary · January 23, 2019, 1:05am

we unfortunately are separated by 300km or so

Marcus_Doodalee · January 23, 2019, 1:05am

~~damnit Jazz’s ship stopping powers win again~~

Reaper · January 23, 2019, 1:05am

Can confirm Merc melts me

Marcus_Doodalee · January 23, 2019, 1:06am

You mean you can withstand the B R A Z I L I A N S U N L I G H T

Reaper · January 23, 2019, 1:06am

I was so afraid it could be ambiguous that I reread it 5 times before sending cause english is tricky.

Marcus_Doodalee · January 23, 2019, 1:07am

This is good

Reaper · January 23, 2019, 1:07am

Absolutely
Whatever is that

Reaper · January 23, 2019, 1:07am

Can confirm that as well

Mercenary · January 23, 2019, 1:08am

Hi my name is Samara, I have 14 years (It would have been alive), died at 13 in Cascavel-PR. I rode a bike when I could not dodge a barbed wire. The worst was the owner of the lot did not help me, he laughed heartily after agonize for 2 hours curled up on the wire I died, through this message I ask you to do that I can rest in peace. Send this to 20 communities and my soul is being saved by you and the other 20 will receive. If you do not pass this message I will visit you tonight so u can meet such wire very closely. July 15 Mariana decided to laugh at this message, one night after she disappeared without a trace. The same happened to Kare 18 October. Do not Break this chain please, unless you want to feel my presence.

Marcus_Doodalee · January 23, 2019, 1:09am

classic fwd scam I haven’t seen u since 2010

Reaper · January 23, 2019, 1:10am

Thats so classic here it will probably be put at a museum in 5 years

Mercenary · January 23, 2019, 1:10am

it is a very famous one in portuguese

Reaper · January 23, 2019, 1:11am

Well it is getting late
Hope my shared love and nonsense with Merc was positive enough for this thread
GTG fuck sleep

Geyde · January 23, 2019, 1:12am

Uhhh…

Reaper · January 23, 2019, 1:12am

Oh wait wait before I go I will be on topic at the thread but off the current discussion

I am helping someone with writing!!! I am so glad

Mercenary · January 23, 2019, 1:12am

all internet strangers are pedos.

Mercenary · January 23, 2019, 1:13am

Oh yes you are.
Do it my son
ALSO WRITE MORE MY SON.