Potato Trouble [Misc]

Roleplaying
#21

pour champagne on the potato

#22

You pour champagne on the potato.

The potato likes it.
The table does not.
The table shakes itself trying to dry itself.

The potato flies off
It explodes…

…

#23

i eat @Apprentice

#24

I pick up the plate and put it on the potato.

#25

That ain’t right
Eating yourself? Cannibalism!

The potato explodes from such a horrific sight.

You put the plate on the potato.
Something seems wrong.

THE NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED, THE PLATE SHALL NOT BE PUT ON A POTAYTOE

The plate shatters from the stress from realising it’s precarious situation. The potato is pricked by the plate shards. It explodes from the pain.

…

#26

I pour the champagne into the glass, filling it to the brim.

#27

This. The glass is satisfied.

Potato.

#28

I set the fork and spoon next to the plate.

#29

The fork and spoon are satisfied.

Potato

#30

I scoop the potato carefully up in the spoon, and set it on the plate, before putting the spoon back next to the plate.

#31

You carefully scoop the potato up and put the potato on the plate. The potato is nervous.

Spoon’s back to where you put it.

Potato

#32

Does the champagne bottle still have left-over champagne?

#33

Yes

Potato

#34

I pour the remaining champagne onto the potato, now that it’s on the plate.

#35

You pour the remaining champagne onto the potato. The potato is satisfied.

The excess champagne pours onto the table. The table dislikes this.
It shakes itself trying to dry itself.

The items clutter onto the floor. The potato explodes…

Try again.

#36

I was trying to avoid this! I figured the plate would be enough.

I pour champagne into the glass to the brim.
I scoop the potato in the spoon and set it on the plate.
I put the fork and spoon next to the plate.
I carefully pour droplets of champagne onto the potato.

#37

Good…
You have one last thing to do…

#38

The spoon, fork, plate, potato are now satisfied.
The table is getting antsy.

#39

The table likes being lifted… but that will make everything else fall. Hmm…

First of all, slowly, as long as it takes, transfer all the items on the table to the floor.
Then lift the table up.

#40

The table is lifted.
The table is not satisfied.

Try again.