Don't open this
You lose
Don't open this
You lose… again
Don't open this
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!
Don't open this
Sighs …Loser.
Don't open this
Your mom is gay
- Tem determinação absoluta quando persegue um objetivo, dificultando que táticas de persuasão ou de controle mental/hipnose sejam usadas efetivamente. Infelizmente isso é uma faca de dois gumes, pois não pode receber comunicações telepáticas de aliados.
I saw Maxi at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.
Power just went off in my house???
Also I’m alone rn so this is spooky af
Ah shit I shouldn’t have said that pls don’t kidnap me k thx
Also if I’m not on tomorrow then that’s either because I don’t have internet or because I died
looks behind me
sees insanity in a fur suit
AHHHHHHH pls don’t kill me
Also thx for the compliment