Did someone mention programming? I’m sold!
It’ll generate Short Fuse^2, even more of an abomination then all of its predecessors combined.
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@GGhana Hi there! I can’t help but have noticed that in the previous game entitled Mafia Universe Anniversary 2021, hosted on the website Mafia Universe Dot Com, you created a rolecard for the user known as @katze that insinuated that I was in fact Katze’s mother.
Your conduct in this manner has lead to katze referring to me as “mommy” in a private discord server. As a result, I feel it pertinent to give you a suggestion.
On the 28th of August, start running.
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you should’ve expected this because it’s a reference to a short story I wrote a few months ago
OH GOD OH FUCK
Dear diary, My name is Katze “Katze” Joycatsen, I am the illegitimate daughter of Lady Icibalus and I have never seen the sun. I’ve been locked up in a tower my entire life but thar doesn’t bother me much, since it does make an interesting icebreaker at parties. At least I think it would, I’ve never been to a party. Anyways enough about me. Today is the day where I meet the man of my dreams. A young serving boy named Orangeandblack5.
CHAPTER 1 - LILLIES FALLING DOWN THE MASSIVE INTEGRITY BREACHES
Now I’ve never met this guy before but I know he’s the man of my dreams because it’s not like there’s much competition considering I’ve never seen a man before in my life. He requested a meeting with Lady Icibalus after I killed his horse by shouting something very unfunny at it. Apparently my Mother forgot why I was imprisoned in this tower and sent him to free me. She decided to put home into indentured servitude to him which is a lot of words which I don’t know the meaning of. I decided to put on something nice so I put on my cat ears, maid costume, and finally my pickle Rick thigh highs. Before I could put on my combat boots covered in cat hair I saw Orange entering my room. I realized I was an idiot and I could’ve just left at any time. Such is the life of a catgirl maid.
CHAPTER 2 - WOW YOURE REALLY CONTINUING THIS HUH
Suddenly my heart fluttered, I felt the blood go from my cheeks to my other cheeks 
(they switched sides get your mind out of the gutter) and my thigh highs transformed my legs into pickles. Suddenly I became an abomination even worse than Pickle Rick, I became Pickle Katze. I rushed towards Orange with amourousness and as soon as I found him I tackled him to the ground and devoured his Wendy’s. “Wtf that was my lunch” he said to me. And I said “ur 2 slo 
sonic colours is underrated and is good actually I swear.” It turns out that not being fed for 67 years truly changes a woman
CHAPTER 3 - IM GOING TO MAKE YOU SUFFER FOR MAKING THIS EVENT MODS
Gradually as me and orange started at each other awkwardly for a few hours I transformed back. Orange said to me “There are reports of wolves (see this is relevant to the game get owned mods) in the forests. They keep eating kids. We should stop them.” I say “But I eat kids too? Are you going to kill me too?” Orange retorts with “Isnt that a plot hole? I thought you just said you haven’t eaten” I retort (it’s a good word shut up) with a worry quick snappy sharp dagger like putdown. “I reproduce via photosynthesis idiot.” Orange decides to not kill any more brain cells and we leave. I decide not to shut the door after me as a message to all those other lame princesses stuck in their classes. As I walk out of the tower each clack of my 1366$ Pickle Rick heels* seems to gradually weaken the tower, maybe both spiritually and physically?
*YES THESE ARE A REAL THING I SWEAR TO GOD
CHAPTER 4 - I WANT TO GO TO BED IS THIS REALLY WORTH IT
As me and Orange make our way to the forest, we are confused when we see a sign in a strange foreign tongue neither of us have heard of. Gradually as we strain our eyes at the sign scaring nearby passersby we realize that it’s written in Texan. It says “Carpenter Gorta off reading thread while getting lunch. Haha get it funny tree man joke please laugh this is all I have left.” I say “tree jokes weren’t even funny in 2020 let’s be honest.” Orange nods his head sagely. We finally make our entrance into the spooky forest.
CHAPTER 5 - WHY HAVE I PUT SO MUCH EFFORT INTO THIS
Me and Orange make our way through the forbidden bramble of the very forbidden Forbidden Forest. We feel the nerves in our spines lock up (oww) and a chill goes down the napes of our necks. Suddenly we see a huge creature, as we prepare to fight it we realize we’re surrounded. These are not mere wolves but lycanthropes. We accept we are outmatched and pray to Chloe for safety. Suddenly the lycanthropes are all crushed by an increasingly wacky and bodaciously exponential amount of boats. “Wow” Orange says, “Isnt it amazing being so skilled at forum mafia we killed all of these wolves ourselves purely based on our own skill.” I obviously say “Yes I agree Orange. It truly is amazing when you win a game of forum mafia based on your own skill. It isn’t lame and anti climactic to lose because your enemies made some excellent tactical decisions. It doesn’t make you feel like a big dumby poopoohead either because you don’t deserve this victory. You truly are so wise Orange.” Suddenly Vulgard pops up out of the bushes, I ask “Are you a wolf vulgard?” And Vulgard replies “No” I retort “fair enough ig” and he scuttles away. “God I’m so good at town hunting” I think to myself. Then Orange holds my hand:flushed:. It would’ve been very romantic if I wasn’t gay, so I body slammed him into the ground killing him instantly cause I’m actually an SK get rekt idiot
- la fin
the thing that makes it better is I wrote it about the two wolves who end gamed
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pssst guys,
I think both GGhana and Ici gone insane in their respective manners.
wat do we do
I posted more than 3000 times then got modkilled
An excellent display of my skillz
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just wait for long fuse
short fuse but with 2x the players and literally nothing else
that way the game can last two days
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