Roller Coaster Whee

Yes

I like the drop tho

Steel vengeance is great too though

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Partially because you feel like ducking the whole time

I remember maverick and millennium being good too but I havenā€™t been on millennium in a while since itā€™s always closed when I go to cedar point

Mavericks the one that goes through the tunnel right

Yep

I have been pinged on the forums, messaged on discord, and personally had several annoying religious people knock on my door to tell me to answer this poll. I then decided I had enough and I glanced at the poll.

However as soon as I did something felt wrong. It reminded me of those annoying mandatory surveys you have to do in high school. I did some more research into this and what I have found may shock you.

I believe this whole thing is a experiment personally designed to see how people respond to seeing a poll and a bunch of options. However, that isnā€™t the most disturbing part. One of the most disturbing parts is what happens to the victims afterwards. Several strange reports detail events similar to this. They all started with this typical poll, which you didnā€™t know what to expect of it. After choosing an answer and making a witty remark they went back on with their lives. After a couple of weeks the stories talk about how they went to sleep and woke up blindfolded. Their hands were chained behind their back, and they were restrained against their will. After a while, they eventually heard someone else in the room. They started to ask who was there, only to be met with ā€œI donā€™t get paid enough to deal with thisā€ and then they proceeded to gag the person. After a while, a new person comes in the room and asks the other person watching you to leave.

What follows next the stories talk about how it was too traumatizing to write about, which I respectfully understand. However they gave a basic summary of the events as being tortured to give out everything about themselves. Weeks go by like this, and they eventually hear about what the purpose of this was when two other people were talking to others. The purpose was to determine how accurate the behaviors of a person can be correlated to a random answer to a random poll, typically with a random name like ā€œRoller Coaster Wheeā€.

Needless to say, they eventually make it out alive by escaping somehow and tricking the guards. However there are probably thousands of victims who werenā€™t as fortunate, who are still being tortured because of this. Do not fall for it.

That is why, with my great wisdom, Iā€™m obviously fucking answering ā€œmehā€.

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Fk is our savior, but itā€™s too late for me.

I once tried it, however my aunts coworker made me ride the tallest one when I have never ridden one before. Needless to say I was excited until it happened because I wasnā€™t fully prepared on what to expect.

Like what the fuck never take a child who has never rode one onto the tallest one unless you want to make him scared of them.

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She seems very smart and experienced!

It was a male coworker

Oh I thought you meant just your aunt I canā€™t read

Anyone hit up east coast Six Flags?

umm 6 flags over texas is superior

cuz there were 6 flags

over texas

Havenā€™t checked it out, since I donā€™t really leave east coast much

Isnā€™t that the one where the rollercoaster caught on fire

Or is that the other Texas six flags

Motion sickness and roller coasters, name a more iconic duo!

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I used to love roller coasters but the last time I went was 3 years ago and my body canā€™t handle them anymore. No idea how my dad used to do it when I was a kid.

rip

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Definitely drugs lmao

At least thatā€™s what my dad did. He would take a few Dramamine every time before we reached the parks lmao

Iā€™m guessing they worked pretty well

That helps lmfao

Great america is the best
Thereā€™s nothing quite like the Superman