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#181

That’s for this type of thing we needed to kill you cat

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#182

ici ninja is mafia

#183

being wolf is the ultimate reaction test

also i just spent 2 hours in a bath, AMA

#184

Why did you spend 2 hours in a bath

#185

that’s a normal bath length, right

#186

Are you fresh and clean

#187

Very squeak

I squeak squeak squeak every squeak time squeak I squeak press squeak space.

#188

No fresh and clean?

#189

i’m so clean that the sheer amount of soap causes the soap to oscillate in such a way that it releases EM waves that are harmful to bacteria

#190

99.9% of bacteria?

#191

can we talk about that badass 0.1% of bacteria that survive every healthcare product ever

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#192

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#193

alternatively there’s a gene that grants the bacteria the ability or drive to hide from such products
that gene is bound to be promoted in the bacterial poluation that comes from that bacteria

#194

We need a falling into volcano steps gene

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#195

Also I’ve found a very beautiful lake and I want to build a house inside it however I fear that it would scare the fish away
Aaand my village died without me noticing and now the silence is uncanny

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#196

But if you do it one the human survives. Do it 1000 times and 5% odds of fire resistance. 20000 times = FR not worth it

#197

Where did you get those numbers

#198

A very special location south of the border :smiley:

#199

Nope
If you do it 1000 times the odd is still 0.001%
It just means that 1000 people survived

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#200

Right but if you keep surviving eventually you develop immunity that was my point