Sleep
Sloop u skroob
Sleep
No u
I reverse all no uās
And then I skip your turn
I play my trap card! No u! I skip your turn
Then I play a blue one
I then play a skip turn!
Lastly I play a Wild +4! YOU LOSE
Sad
Iām so tiredā¦ Iām tiredā¦
Whammerist hurry up the Sentence Paragragh Story
Im excited to go on Monster Hunter World and farm the new Elder Dragon but gotta finish this week of work
And then i also have to work on Sunday (like I always do)
I heard thereās this guy called whammerist who tries at mafia games! Can you believe it?
I heard he only tries when hes scum
I heard that he executes town as town so when he is converted he wins easier
That feeling you are let down because no story
Actual Defense:
So first weāve got to start with everyoneās favorite part of the defense ~ excuses
As I stated multiple times, the like 5 hour clusterfuck that was D2 had me entirely within class, which accounts for my relative inactivity regardless of whether Iām scum or not ~ I only really mention this because I presume itās the result of Lymphās gutread on me since Iām indeed not as active in this game as other games Iāve played here so far
My ālogsā are as follows:
N1: Level up / no action
N2: Jailed, sent this to Prince:
āthatās an L
Iām observer level 2
if you trust me enough to have me check someone tmrw (you shouldnāt lel)
use 3 āā¦ā in a message with the persons name you want me to check
love you dad
I then proceeded to soft Observer numerous times throughout the day, before Livi claimed it AND before I realized Livi would later conflict my claim
Me, replying directly to Livicus after they Obs claim and want the claims of others
Like what the hell even is the point of softclaiming to them like that if our two Obs claims didnāt fit together into the game
And donāt even say thatās WIFOM because I had no clue it WAS a conflict before Marl let us know
Later, Marl prompts me for my logs with this question:
I, at first, assume this to be some sort of poorly concieved bait because
A: Observer doesnāt get Little Bird until Level 2.
B: Thereās no specs for me to go into as Observer, and Marl knows I was jailed.
So I respond to that accordingly
But then apparently that WASNāT a bait because???
Even though Marl should literally know Iāve no spec choices at this point, nor any logs
I respond, yet again, accordingly
Now letās move onto Livicus, who still refuses to recognize the reason Iām on the stand
Even though theyāre still here with a vote and planning to exe
If you want genuine scumreads from me, I have no place to direct you other than Sam seems to be in a weird spot on this wagon, and Mās wagon probably had a lot of scum on it as well.
As stated earlier I just WASNāT here to provide solid reads. And of course, Iām in directly conflict with Livi according to prince so thatās my 100% scumread from this POV.
TL;DR: I had genuine IRL reasons I couldnāt control to be less active this game which I cited numerous times before this, I was the first to the Observer claim before Livi yet after conflicting me they state they plan to exe while not understanding why Iām even up here, and I softclaimed numerous times today before I even had any idea this conflict were to occur.
So yeah, thatās my ACTUAL DEFENSE.
DAILY META TIPS, WITH TOWN!WHAMMER
If faced with a direct conflict between two players, feel free to lynch one for information, but choose the one thatās most likely scum if you plan on doing so!
Sonic reminds yāall to make sure to avoid confirmation bias!