C’mon @Pug Let us engage in a battle of words and wits. May the real Earl come out on top.
Pug is working on RoTT
wow i guess this means he concedes
he’s nearing its completion I think
and then we shall have the epic battle
COMMENCE
Alright then Marl.
Your gold is fake.
Your name might be 1 letter off the word Earl.
But you just took the title because of how close it is to the word.
Now. Please let this real Earl show you how to be an actual Earl and not a convert boi
wait is this a roast battle?
Grab your popcorn everyone.
No, It’s a rap battle
also wait how does me claiming earl make me more likely to be converted
MC Byleth in the house
Grab your seats because the atmosphere is getting ROASTY tonight
My name is not Byleth, the guy of my pfp is though
Well, hey there Pug!
You look like a thug.
I’d start mourning because your graves already dug.
Keep challengin’ me and i’ll squash you like a bug.
You may claim Earl,
and it makes me wanna hurl.
Always tryin’ to give the town a twirl.
Quite frankly, Pug, you rap like a girl.
I mean you asked for protection
Booooooo
Deliver a proper rap, Pug
(Also I’ll stop using big text sorry Nuke)
Waddup Marl.
You absolute Thrall.
Fakeclaiming Earl cause you have nothing else, Mr Revolutionary.
Allergic to dairy?
Oh wait no, you’re allergic to dogs.
You are cemented in this community as a hog.
Shepherd them votes that’s all you mainly own.
Might as well stop it here because they’re just your drones.
OH SNAP
The fire is raging, ladies and gentlemen
blows airhorn This shit is getting lit!