SFoL:59 Anarchy [10\15] -A Dumpster Fire By Any Definition-Blue Dragon and Unpersoned Victory

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#1590

i’m sorry what

#1591

FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS

now that @Ami has acknowledged my role as Lord King Of The Wastes, we must proceed with our business at this juncture.

does any peasant have a dispute they wish to be resolved by a high being as a tyranicjudiciant

#1592

i demand a government position

#1593

My dispute is wanting a class card

#1594

was that crossed out text in violation of my decree?

#1595

you’ll never take me alive

only dead jumps out window

#1596

I demand a special rank that is lower in prestige than all other peasants

#1597

DECREE 2) From henceforth, all peasants have the right to request a new signifactory artifact from the royal judiciary.

@Ami

#1598

the holy sword of knight slaying

#1599

DECREE 3) N.1 is a nerd.

@Ami

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#1600

it looks like he isn’t but it really feels like he swaps fonts when the text gets bigger

#1601

there is an obvious addendum to this decree, but quite frankly even the most screamaddled peasant could figure out what it is

#1602

Arete is also a nerd?

#1603

basic comprehension will not save you from voidrespite at that hands of my executioners

#1604

Arete is a nerd who also got forced to speak in all caps

#1605

but you know what will?
my fucking gun

#1606

@Icibalus

#1607

DECREE 4) All officially appointed executioners are immune to death by any device that could be construed to be a gun.

@Ami

#1608

then obviously the only solution is to steal their weapons

#1609

their weapons are guns you brainsmaller