Can i play the game yet?
No
Italy how could you let the communists brainwash you?
how about fucking talking to me.
like thats literally all i want and its not for my alignment jeez.
how is that so difficult to imagine
ā¦SURE
IāLL BITE
TALK TO ME, SIMON
no, talk to me
arete is confirmed nerd
ok so hot take poisoned should un-unperson someone. but. he can give them an ability as he does so.
like āare[-dacted] exists in this game as a player and has a reusable dayvig abilityā
but what if i told you
i am also a nerd, but secretly
id tell you youāre not good at keeping secrets
a ha, but the thing is, everybody knows im not a nerd
this is one of the greatest puns in my career please clap
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wow mister dont you know you arent supposed to fake quotes
THERE ARE NO RULES
ALSO EVERYONE CAN SEE WHO THE TRUE QUOTE-FAKER IS
yes, you
I TRY TO TALK TO YOU AND YOU RESPOND BY QUICKEDITING YOUR POSTS
haha nerd
This is why we banish simon from the dead chat, aka this thread
Get it? Because weāre all dead inside?
@Simon , you present me with a choice. Listen to you, or not listen to you. Itās a dilemma, truly and fully. On one hand, I know that there is no reason to not listen to a person. I donāt have to heed your words. I donāt have to take your advice, but the logical thing to do is to listen. However, I have pause. My problem is that you are truly the last person I would want to listen to in this game, or on this forum, or dare I say on the entire earth. 7,000,000,000 people, and you are the last one that I would want to listen to. Congratulations. Every time I hear one of your scum reads, everytime you suggest an idea, you bring me one step closer to leaving this game and this forum and cutting off human contact for ever.
You prove to me that there is not a God. Because if there were a higher being, no matter how cruel and malicious, they would do everything in their power that they could to banish you from this forum, nay, plane of existence. If there ever was a higher power, it ceased to exist the moment you entered this earth, and imploded in on itself, from the sheer irritation of your presence and aura that you give off so strongly.
No matter where you are right now, your unpleasantness can be physically felt throughout the world to not only I but to every single other person on the face of this here earth. People claim that the world has been going downhill, but can never seem to understand why. Unlike them, I have found the answer through sheer poor luck. You have not only ruined this game and this forum, but you have put the state of this planet in such an unescapable decline that it truly never will escape. Global warming is not because of environmental factors, but simply because the earth cannot bear to hold on anymore with the knowledge that you are sheltered by it.
Everything logical is telling me to give you a chance. To hear you out, to think about your towncore and ideas and at least ponder them. But nay, I will not. And you know why? Because to even consider that would be to admit that you have won. That everything wrong in the world is inevitable. And so, for the sake of humanity, I will ignore everything you have to say from this point forward. It is a brave choice and I should be celebrated, because what iām doing may be the decision that saves humanity itself. My sheer will and dedication will save all of you useless people in this game and you will all bow down and chant my name through the halls.
In my choice to ignore what you are saying, I am choosing good. I am the last hope for love and you are the darkness in this game that will bring us to a demise. One can only hope you understand the error in your ways, and some how repent. But until then, I will be the pillar of strength, ascended above you, humanity, and God himself. Because that is what is right, and what is good, and what must be done.
(/s simon, i love you, i just felt like making a copypasta)
(if this is too mean mods plz let me know just know im not being genuine)