Goes into kitchen
GASP
Oh egads! My roast is ruined! But what if… I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Ohohohoho! Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
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Skinner with his crazy explanations,
The superintendent’s gonna need his medication,
When he hears Skinner’s lame exaggerations,
There’ll be trouble in town tonight!
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Superintendent! I was just… uh… stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?
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Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
[Visible Confusion]
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Uh… a-Oooo! That isn’t smoke, it’s steam. Steam from the steamed clams we’re having. Mhmmmmm. Steamed clams.
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Breathes a sigh of relief and then goes to the Krusty Burger via windowsill.
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Enters dining room.
Superintendent, I hope you’re ready for mouth watering hamburgers.
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Doh no, I said steamed hams. That’s what I call hamburgers.
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Really? Well, I’m from Utica, and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “steamed hams.”
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Oh no, not in Utica, no. It’s an Albany expression.
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