[SFoL] SFoL 46 - Chaos 2 - Canned

[Geyde]

Seymour!

[PoisonedSquid]

Superintendent! I was just… uh… stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?

[Geyde]

Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
[Visible Confusion]

[PoisonedSquid]

Uh… a-Oooo! That isn’t smoke, it’s steam. Steam from the steamed clams we’re having. Mhmmmmm. Steamed clams.

[Geyde]

Leaves Room.

[PoisonedSquid]

Breathes a sigh of relief and then goes to the Krusty Burger via windowsill.

[Isaac_Gonzalez]

pops in

[PoisonedSquid]

Enters dining room.
Superintendent, I hope you’re ready for mouth watering hamburgers.

[Geyde]

I thought we were having steamed clams.

[PoisonedSquid]

Doh no, I said steamed hams. That’s what I call hamburgers.

[Geyde]

You call hamburgers “steamed hams?”

[Isaac_Gonzalez]

ew steamed hamburgers

[PoisonedSquid]

Yes, it’s a regional dialect.

[Geyde]

Uh-huh… uh, what region?

[PoisonedSquid]

Uh… Upstate New York?

[Geyde]

Really? Well, I’m from Utica, and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “steamed hams.”

[PoisonedSquid]

Oh no, not in Utica, no. It’s an Albany expression.

[Isaac_Gonzalez]

wtf is going on

[Geyde]

I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

[PoisonedSquid]

Pfhohoho, no. Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe.