Breathes a sigh of relief and then goes to the Krusty Burger via windowsill.
Enters dining room.
Superintendent, I hope you’re ready for mouth watering hamburgers.
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Doh no, I said steamed hams. That’s what I call hamburgers.
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Really? Well, I’m from Utica, and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “steamed hams.”
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Oh no, not in Utica, no. It’s an Albany expression.
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I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
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Pfhohoho, no. Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe.
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I still can’t tell if this is an elaborate spongebob reference
ohhh Krusty Burger not Krusty Krab
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Yeah, so you call them “steamed hams” despite the fact they are obviously grilled.
[Reveals that the burger is grilled]
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Starts to look nervous.
I-uh…you know th-… one thing I shou-… 'Scuse me for one second.
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