[SFoL] SFoL 46 - Chaos 2 - Canned

[PoisonedSquid]

Enters dining room.
Superintendent, I hope you’re ready for mouth watering hamburgers.

[Geyde]

I thought we were having steamed clams.

[PoisonedSquid]

Doh no, I said steamed hams. That’s what I call hamburgers.

[Geyde]

You call hamburgers “steamed hams?”

[Isaac_Gonzalez]

ew steamed hamburgers

[PoisonedSquid]

Yes, it’s a regional dialect.

[Geyde]

Uh-huh… uh, what region?

[PoisonedSquid]

Uh… Upstate New York?

[Geyde]

Really? Well, I’m from Utica, and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “steamed hams.”

[PoisonedSquid]

Oh no, not in Utica, no. It’s an Albany expression.

[Isaac_Gonzalez]

wtf is going on

[Geyde]

I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

[PoisonedSquid]

Pfhohoho, no. Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe.

[Geyde]

…For steamed hams?

[PoisonedSquid]

Yes.

[Marcus_Doodalee]

I still can’t tell if this is an elaborate spongebob reference
ohhh Krusty Burger not Krusty Krab

[Geyde]

Yeah, so you call them “steamed hams” despite the fact they are obviously grilled.
[Reveals that the burger is grilled]

[PoisonedSquid]

Starts to look nervous.
I-uh…you know th-… one thing I shou-… 'Scuse me for one second.

[Geyde]

[Mumbling]
Of course.

[PoisonedSquid]

Leaves the room for two seconds then comes back with a fire going on in the distance.
Yawn. Well, that was wonderful. Good times were had by all. I’m pooped.