[SFoL] SFoL 46 - Chaos 2 - Canned

[PoisonedSquid]

Pfhohoho, no. Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe.

[Geyde]

…For steamed hams?

[PoisonedSquid]

Yes.

[Marcus_Doodalee]

I still can’t tell if this is an elaborate spongebob reference
ohhh Krusty Burger not Krusty Krab

[Geyde]

Yeah, so you call them “steamed hams” despite the fact they are obviously grilled.
[Reveals that the burger is grilled]

[PoisonedSquid]

Starts to look nervous.
I-uh…you know th-… one thing I shou-… 'Scuse me for one second.

[Geyde]

[Mumbling]
Of course.

[PoisonedSquid]

Leaves the room for two seconds then comes back with a fire going on in the distance.
Yawn. Well, that was wonderful. Good times were had by all. I’m pooped.

[Geyde]

Yes, I should be-

Good Lord, what is happening in there!?

[PoisonedSquid]

Aurora Borealis?

[Isaac_Gonzalez]

[Geyde]

Uh- aurora borealis!?

At this time of year

At this time of day

In this part of the country,

Localized entirely within your kitchen!?

[PoisonedSquid]

Has a smile on face.
Yes.

[Geyde]

[Visible Intrigue]
May I see it?

[PoisonedSquid]

Immediately looks unpleased.
No.

[Wazza]

[Clearly Shouting]
SEYMOUR THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

[PoisonedSquid]

No, mother, it’s just the Northern Lights.

[Geyde]

Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say… you steam a good ham.

[Wazza]

[Shouting More Through Fire Sounds]
HELPPPP! HELPPP!

[Isaac_Gonzalez]

wtf