[SFoL] SFoL 49: Triple Threat: Hand of Byzantium - Canned

[Firekitten]

Apple Cider

[Htm]

Rip me

don’t have popcorn, oh well I do have a that should work too.

[anon97870008]

Please don’t forget to not fluffpost too much, this thread will be huge either way.

[Icibalus]

I also think it’s a bad idea to read Math early on from experience; their tone is identical as both alignments and I find that until they have a sufficient amount of information, since they resolve their fake reads near-identically to their real ones it’s impossible to tell agenda from Math being wrong.

What I’m saying is: Knock it off unless you’re somehow 100% certain in each other’s allignments already. This isn’t going to produce anything good for us.

[MathBlade]

Do you like it or hate it? What made you post that?

[Firekitten]

@Icibalus

LISTEN UP, FOOLS.

I have had an epiphany on the true nature of Mafia, but before we go on with this bold and dynamic new strategy I would like to establish that I am LOCK FUCKING CLEAR. It would never be in my best intrests to reveal this gamebreaking strategy if I was a wolf, as it would be impossible for me to win due to the oppresive and overpowered nature of this village strategy.

Essentially, forget about your wincon. That dosen’t fucking matter. What really matters is how many Scummies you win. Win:Loss ratios are worthless unless you have a cool title and a slight reputation as well, so you’d better listen closely to everything I say and assume that every read I make is correct.

This strategy relies entirely on the fundamental avarice inherent in the nature of man. @Wolves I bet you guys want awards too, huh? Well, I can GAURENTEE you awards by the following simple instructions:

• Unseen should bus their funniest player IMMEDIATELY. This will ensure a simple and easy Best Lolacts award, which is more than you fuckers would be getting otherwise with me in the game. In addition to this, if you out to help kill the Cult then you’ll get a Best FPS award for strategically outing in multiball, which, again, is more awards than you’d get otherwise.
• Cult have a wide variety of abilities, and as such should spend their entire wolfchat arranging funny memes. Simply arange a “funny moment”, like… i don’t know, making a sutpid fakeclaim? claiming wolf in your logs? posting some kind of dumb copypasta? You’re probably all low-tier memers, but again, by arranging this there is at least a possibility for you to get an award from this, because, again, you lost at rand because I’m LOCK CLEAR.

In return for the wolves’ immediate concession, us GOAT villagers are GAURENTEED a Best Team Play and Best Individual Play award, as this god-tier strategy gaurentees us the win, while if you guys go along with my FLAWLESS strategy you have clearly overcome your fundamental avarice and pride, which not only means that you’re getting an award but also that you’re probably a step closer to Nirvana or some shit.

Trying to defy the Awardscumming strategy is blatant fucking gamethrowing, and when those of you who think that this strategy has some kind of flaw with it get carried the shit out of by me, I’ll arrange for you to be excluded from the team award.

I’ll accept your champs votes in advance.

My god this is beautiful.

[Emilia]

@MathBlade

If she actually believed I am scum, she knows this is not the way to get me lynched like ever

So tell me math What is the right way to lynch someone

[Firekitten]

It was the first thing that came to mind when you told me to post something tbh.

[Htm]

I just liked it for the effort tbh.

I have no idea on what it even says due to my extreme laziness.

[Emilia]

@MathBlade

pushing me to avoid giving thoughts elsewhere.

There is no else here this is only interaction that has happened So far

[Blizer]

@Icibalus

I also think it’s a bad idea to read Math early on from experience; their tone is identical as both alignments and I find that until they have a sufficient amount of information, since they resolve their fake reads near-identically to their real ones it’s impossible to tell agenda from Math being wrong.

What I’m saying is: Knock it off unless you’re somehow 100% certain in each other’s allignments already. This isn’t going to produce anything good for us.

Honestly, If i know what Hjasik is doing, i like it, but interactions on both sides feel a little weird tbh

[Icibalus]

that post only took 5 minutes to write, because that’s how much of a god of mafia I am :^)

[Emilia]

Ici: i cant read this Person therefore you cant either

[MathBlade]

The spelling errors ruin it.

[Htm]

How are people starting to read already?

There is less than 74 posts to work with.

[Firekitten]

I honestly want to call Icibalus lock town but I’m very hesitant because it gives me Deja vu and I can’t remember where

[Htm]

Wow you’re quick.

[MathBlade]

Depends on the person. Again this seems like trying to bait a fight versus getting reads so I am gonna go figure out Kitten.

[Icibalus]

Math being wolfread out of the gate by somebody causing a giant argument is so predictable that even if it was a reaction test it’s not going to yield anything since the wolves know how to react to it.

[MathBlade]

Why do you have to tbh?