[SFoL] SFoL 49: Triple Threat: Hand of Byzantium - Canned

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#21

All hail emperor!
/Vote hja

#22

/vote mathblade

#23

Its Isaac Memeing

#24

Not going to be on until about 3 hours or something around that since Detective Pikachu

#25

Scumblade out

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#26

Hf with the movie

Bulbasaur`s were my favourite part.

#27

Clearly. /sarcasm

#28

Did you read your classcard?

#29

Thats a weird question to ask ngl

#30

So you admit to being scum Well gg this was easy

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#31

It’s prolly because I usually don’t read it.

But I did read it this time.

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#32

Alright then

good to know

#33

LISTEN UP, FOOLS.

I have had an epiphany on the true nature of Mafia, but before we go on with this bold and dynamic new strategy I would like to establish that I am LOCK FUCKING CLEAR. It would never be in my best intrests to reveal this gamebreaking strategy if I was a wolf, as it would be impossible for me to win due to the oppresive and overpowered nature of this village strategy.

Essentially, forget about your wincon. That dosen’t fucking matter. What really matters is how many Scummies you win. Win:Loss ratios are worthless unless you have a cool title and a slight reputation as well, so you’d better listen closely to everything I say and assume that every read I make is correct.

This strategy relies entirely on the fundamental avarice inherent in the nature of man. @Wolves I bet you guys want awards too, huh? Well, I can GAURENTEE you awards by the following simple instructions:

  • Unseen should bus their funniest player IMMEDIATELY. This will ensure a simple and easy Best Lolacts award, which is more than you fuckers would be getting otherwise with me in the game. In addition to this, if you out to help kill the Cult then you’ll get a Best FPS award for strategically outing in multiball, which, again, is more awards than you’d get otherwise.
  • Cult have a wide variety of abilities, and as such should spend their entire wolfchat arranging funny memes. Simply arange a “funny moment”, like… i don’t know, making a sutpid fakeclaim? claiming wolf in your logs? posting some kind of dumb copypasta? You’re probably all low-tier memers, but again, by arranging this there is at least a possibility for you to get an award from this, because, again, you lost at rand because I’m LOCK CLEAR.

In return for the wolves’ immediate concession, us GOAT villagers are GAURENTEED a Best Team Play and Best Individual Play award, as this god-tier strategy gaurentees us the win, while if you guys go along with my FLAWLESS strategy you have clearly overcome your fundamental avarice and pride, which not only means that you’re getting an award but also that you’re probably a step closer to Nirvana or some shit.

Trying to defy the Awardscumming strategy is blatant fucking gamethrowing, and when those of you who think that this strategy has some kind of flaw with it get carried the shit out of by me, I’ll arrange for you to be excluded from the team award.

I’ll accept your champs votes in advance.

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#34

Rip my laziness to read such a long post

#35

Ha no. I am not scum. That was what the /sarcasm was for.

I feel like you’re pressuring me because you always do. Kinda like it’s expected of you. Now the question is if you’re doing it for reactions or if you are scum doing it for cover.

#36

Now youre lockscum

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#37

This is literally nothing How did you manage to put literally nothing into long text

#38

I only do champs votes for those that can spell guarantee correctly newb.

#39

Now that I’ve won the game with my first post, let us begin.

#40

It is something. You declaring it as nothing is bullshit.

I have determined your introduction is fake. I need time and interactions to assess why. Why are you so determined to belittle everything I say so early?

Are you scared of my skills?