[SFoL] SFoL 49: Triple Threat: Hand of Byzantium - Canned

Magnus · May 31, 2019, 7:02am

Entrust Dev-xblade.

Shurian · May 31, 2019, 7:06am

When did entrust become a meme? This ain’t supposed to be… haiz

I dunno do we even have any other roles that can check alignment?

SweetyCake · May 31, 2019, 7:17am

Rainbow Cake has came back and stronger than ever!
Meh
OwO

Icibalus · May 31, 2019, 7:21am

Morning, ladies and gentlemen.

Emilia · May 31, 2019, 7:23am

You were outed as scum

Emilia · May 31, 2019, 7:23am

I am not lying this time

Icibalus · May 31, 2019, 7:23am

No, I was outed as being red checked by BlueStorm. Totally different things, you will find.

fireslol · May 31, 2019, 7:29am

Ah shit, here we go again.

Icibalus · May 31, 2019, 7:31am

I suppose I MIGHT AS WELL tell you my very sensible and totally genuine claim. I am in fact the Awardvig. Essentially, I can vig any player that talks about winning awards, which is something I ha ve been planning from the start. If you notice, I set up an incredibly subtle soft in my first post which you can see outed here:

Icibalus:

LISTEN UP, FOOLS.

I have had an epiphany on the true nature of Mafia, but before we go on with this bold and dynamic new strategy I would like to establish that I am LOCK FUCKING CLEAR. It would never be in my best intrests to reveal this gamebreaking strategy if I was a wolf, as it would be impossible for me to win due to the oppresive and overpowered nature of this village strategy.

Essentially, forget about your wincon. That dosen’t fucking matter. What really matters is how many Scummies you win. Win:Loss ratios are worthless unless you have a cool title and a slight reputation as well, so you’d better listen closely to everything I say and assume that every read I make is correct.

This strategy relies entirely on the fundamental avarice inherent in the nature of man. @Wolves I bet you guys want awards too, huh? Well, I can GAURENTEE you awards by the following simple instructions:

Unseen should bus their funniest player IMMEDIATELY. This will ensure a simple and easy Best Lolacts award, which is more than you fuckers would be getting otherwise with me in the game. In addition to this, if you out to help kill the Cult then you’ll get a Best FPS award for strategically outing in multiball, which, again, is more awards than you’d get otherwise.

Cult have a wide variety of abilities, and as such should spend their entire wolfchat arranging funny memes. Simply arange a “funny moment”, like… i don’t know, making a sutpid fakeclaim? claiming wolf in your logs? posting some kind of dumb copypasta? You’re probably all low-tier memers, but again, by arranging this there is at least a possibility for you to get an award from this, because, again, you lost at rand because I’m LOCK CLEAR.

In return for the wolves’ immediate concession, us GOAT villagers are GAURENTEED a Best Team Play and Best Individual Play award, as this god-tier strategy gaurentees us the win, while if you guys go along with my FLAWLESS strategy you have clearly overcome your fundamental avarice and pride, which not only means that you’re getting an award but also that you’re probably a step closer to Nirvana or some shit.

Trying to defy the Awardscumming strategy is blatant fucking gamethrowing, and when those of you who think that this strategy has some kind of flaw with it get carried the shit out of by me, I’ll arrange for you to be excluded from the team award.

I’ll accept your champs votes in advance.

Obviously, an ordinary human being such as one of you people could NEVER see my incredibly subtle soft, but that dosen’t fucking matter because I’m nonetheless LOCK CLEAR for talking about a soft, showing a lack of self-conciousness that clears me from being a wolf or some shit like that.

Anyway, something TERRIBLE happened that night which really threw a giant fucking wrench into my plans to become LOCK CLEAR on Day 2 and shoot some wolves who want awards, which I will explain shortly.

Geyde · May 31, 2019, 7:35am

@Icibalus

Math is your scummate right?
I just want to know so I can make gifs before you guys flip.

Magnus · May 31, 2019, 7:36am

I was bled.

Icibalus · May 31, 2019, 7:36am

You see, it turns out that @Geyde is in fact a modified version of the Cabalist, because you weren’t told this was a closed setup. He can in fact invite people to his neighbourhood, but ONLY if they wear a gown with a snowflake on it, which naturally made me peek as Special to BlueStorm. Unfortunately, alas, the leftover traces of being an omnimiller meant that this was bound to make me peek as guilty, and thus the endless cycle of ici being an omnimilller continues.

However, I can propose a scenario that proves to all of you once and fucking for all that I can’t be a wolf, because you clearly need that right now: YOU CAN PROVE THAT I CAN BE A WOLF BUT YOU CAN’T PROVE I CAN’T. Unless you can prove right now that I’m not Claimvig/Omnimiller with special robes from Geyde that make me peek as Cult Leader, not only are you going to vig a villager, but you are also objectively bad at mafia.

Icibalus · May 31, 2019, 7:37am

math can be on any team you want him to be
you just have to believe

fireslol · May 31, 2019, 7:37am

Oh boy.

Geyde · May 31, 2019, 7:37am

Believe in the heart of the cards?

fireslol · May 31, 2019, 7:37am

I think this is Ici‘s version of lolcating

Icibalus · May 31, 2019, 7:38am

no, just misread him or something, I don’t really care

Magnus · May 31, 2019, 7:38am

Ahem. I’m bleeding.

Icibalus · May 31, 2019, 7:39am

…what do you mean I’m holding the fucking knife?

I swear to god, people nowadays have no respect for the medical tradition! @Magnus I’ve cured you of the plague, I hope you’re happy nopw.

Geyde · May 31, 2019, 7:39am

I can prove you aren’t a wolf, but instead a mafioso.

You just used mafia terminology instead of werewolf terminology, ERGO YOU AREN’T A WOLF BUT YOU ARE SCUM