Imagine arbiter being alive rn
Then we couldn’t massclaim though
He’d be like: HEY GUYS LEMME FIND SOME SC- oh you killed them all
Because arbiter can’t fake claim
Imagine winning the game because of not claiming in the first five seconds
This post was made by the outed arbiter d1 gang
I don’t trust half the players here to do that. 
Real talk who followed Alice’s bet and got drunk d2?
Day begins:
Everyone claim their class but arbiter should fakeclaim
This is why I’m hosting a slightly modified version of Starship Enphiron this summer, because you can’t do a boneheaded soft when everybody’s classes are outed N0.
If you count downing a jug of milk at 3 in the morning as drinking then yes
chug jug poggers
I’m John Wick
Fine!
Milk Man vs. Florida Man, who wins?
Milk man, because his got milk? billboards actually get people thinking about who they wanna elect
Florida Man has an army of turtles that he can destroy civilisation with, though.
We don’t need to be in imperial chat then.
NO I will gib into your memery no longer!
/vote Icifeelsbadalus
/vote ici
Get hammer lol