The dong cannot be donged, because the donger will ding.
I will not die until the DONG’s true identity is revealed in front of all. My powers forbid it.
What is a dong tho
a magical monkey who has become immortal 5 times through 5 different methods
Uhh okay I no get you can hush now
No, I can’t. I have a job to do here.
Life is pain, highness.
Eww begone thot
dad was your townread on me a pocket or did you actually townread me?
It’s hard to not townread you…
well if you’re townreading me this game, you’re probably stupid in the nicest way possible.
You’re obvilla lmao
I am stupid in the nicest way possible ;D
Of course I read you as village genuinely, literally nobody would not read you as village this game. Why the fuck are you getting so annoyed at being read as village? Do you seriously think we’re doing it just to be nice to you?
Nah, I think you’re doing it to be mean to me!
no seriously, I want to be scumread, I want to try and defend myself.
It’s like the only fun I can get with a role like this.
Oh my god, Wazza. Why are you playing if you don’t find reading people fun enough to carry an entire game’s enjoyment?
Very passive opening.
“I’m definitely not scum guys”
Fluffiest fluff
Arbiter fishing.
Like no indication whatsoever he’s been carefully reading things.
“Ohhhh but no, I was totally aware that Meteoro was your partner. The softs you made were basically a hardclaim repeated 5 times.”
I fucked up, let me try and bury this and focus solely on self-preservation instead of trying to find who the actual Unseen are then, considering I read the thread so carefully now.
Even I know it’s bullshit.
Damn I’m screwed.
I found your impossible to find softs, but I have not named one scumread thus far.
Panic claim. Did the same trick when I was scum last game. It’s also a very safe claim, with very likely multiple healers existing and them also wanting to heal whoever is bleeding.
They’re already aware there is another healer, because you keep tabs on these things when you’re scum and the guy you bled suddenly died. Knowing that they knew that, that makes claiming a healer themselves even easier.
“I’m totally confirmed when another healer heals whoever I bled”
Let’s try and discredit the literal IC, because they’re against my faction.
I’ve already found the way to crawl out of potentially being fucked over by any other healers not healing when I have to “heal”.
I’ve conceded that I’m scum, so now I’m going to make a stupid semantic argument on how to better deal with me. No townie would ever come with this argument lol.
The proof of absolutely nothing, but full logs are still interesting. Interesting that those were never posted either after being so adamant about wanting to be proven through your claim of all things.
“Let’s artificially try and raise the stakes!” TOWN WILL LOSE IF I DIE! Surely, or will it pave our way to victory. 
It’s obvious why I’m playing,
I find playing games fun, I find the things inside FM fun. But when people just refuse to do some of those things on you, it ruins your enjoyment for the game, sure, I get mad when I’m accused, but sometimes it’s what I want. Being scumread is fun for defending yourself and I like being able to test my defense skills.
http://www.court-records.net/animationgk/jouichirou-wave(c).gif
There there Let’s settle down everyone