fuck this makes me angry but it was also the only valid response
you can live i guess
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unfortunately in preparation for this game i had my sense of humour surgically removed in order to prevent pocketing
as such i will be posting exclusively sentences that definitely arenāt sarcastic
if i would for whatever reason post something sarcastic it will be proceeded with the following image:
the universal signifier of sarcasm
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anyway I did promise my parents Iād watch Return of the King tonight
this fact will probably be irrelevant to the plot of this game but will be of tremendous thematic relevance to the pervaise literary discussions of the meaning of existence that mafia is known for
later
hold on a minute
in order to handcuff somebody, you have to hold on to their hands
this is premarital handholding and is against the law
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Town(ish):
Ici
Shut the fuck up:
Marshal
Null:
Arete
Possessed
Scum(ish):
None
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I didnāt say āno memeingā I said ābe villagery as a villagerā
some limited use of 
is compatible with that
pocket attempt denied
you canāt just write a post that calls me a villager and nothing else when asked for reads but nonetheless has a bunch of people on it for Reasonsā¢ that i cannot fathom
or i mean
you can
thereās nothing stopping you
that doesnāt mean i have to like said post