hey can i please be invited to the coolkids club
Vulgard feels like heās trying to pull Prince away from what matters and have every single BD with killing abilities use them
Iām asking why
wait is kyo backpedaling from his inq claim or is this shitposting my brain is too smooth for this
ā¦nah
I want to be in allies with a v read and I just donāt trust u that much enough
up to arete tho
has it occurred to you that in an Arete King game vul is going to be trying to pocket you as a wolf
donāt add me
allies chats with me in them are historically cursed
no??? thatās not what iām doing wtf
iām just suggesting things without being like āDO IT DO IT DEW ITā
why are my attempts to figure out how to proceed wolfy
A quick note about mafia theory and how I will play this game. Note that the arguments and facts presented here are indisputable, and that I will not engage in arguments about them, because those arguments are you wasting everyone elseās time about meta that is well and comprehensively established. Go make reads so we can read you.
Iāve reflected on my role and realized that there is a GOAT play for me in this game, and therefore I am compelled to pursue it. I am going to brute force my clearness immediately upon the opening of the thread.
I am hard-claiming, and I will never be rescinding. I am the Sheriff. When it becomes prudent I will provide my peek.
Benefits:
- I will survive tonight: I do not believe the Unseen are able to kill me tonight, because it is so objectively unlikely that I would ever do this as the Sheriff. I believe that this decision reduces the importance of cover to be provided by all of you to the point of it being negligible. The Unseen have already been outplayed, as it were.
- Iām lock clear: All of you already know Iām lock clear, because it is so objectively unlikely that I would do this as Unseen. You know this for at least two reasons. First, this is the easiest, lowest-stress, lowest-demand game to play mafia in that Iāve ever played in (except for turbos). I have no need to complicate my life, as Unseen, by open-claiming on thread open, when all I have to do is provide a C-level Unseen game to probably win. This is the rare instance where you literally know that I have a billion other options as Unseen, AND that I would pursue probably ALL of them before pursuing this. Second, I engage in FPS exceedingly rarely, which necessarily means that I know that this will look WEIRD and SHOCKING to you. There is no merit to an Unseen play that instantly generates WEIRD and SHOCKED responses that I would be obligated to finesse and manage for the remainder of the game. As a villager, which I am, the burden is totally on you to not fuck up and lynch me. Makes my life super awesome.
- There are only 17 players you need to try to read, rather than 18: I have already provided a āfreeā peek of me in a game with a mere 18 players. Our win equity is dramatically improved by my being entirely off the table for the entire game.
Conclusion:
The burden of sound reasoning is now entirely upon you. I am the Sheriff, and thus a villager, and thus lock clear. The game is immediately simpler than it would otherwise have been, because of my decision. Now, let us enjoy that benefit and win the game.
Also, to preempt a lengthy and pointless discussion.
It is NOT dumb to ponder this post and convince yourself of its wisdom. That is your obligation as a villager, and I encourage you to think it over for as long as it takes to quell your (initially valid but ultimately unnecessary) concerns.
It IS dumb to, AFTER doing that pondering, conclude that Iām āneutralā or āscummyā. That is legitimately stupid, and I wonāt entertain it. ONE of the reasons it is a stupid conclusion is that the upside of this play as Unseen is absolutely DWARFED by the upside of this play as a villager. There is no equivalency between the EV gain for Unseen-me in this position and villager-me in this position. Theyāre universes apart. That means I wouldnāt DO the poorer option of the two (by extension, Unseen-me also wouldnāt BELIEVE that I could convince the entire game of the truth of these assertions for the entire game, which as an end-game Unseen I would have to believe if this strategem were to be worth pursuing). A SECOND reason that conclusion is stupid is that the EV bonus of doing this as Unseen is COMPLETELY DWARFED by my baseline mafia EV anyway. Anything that complicates my mafia life is RIDICULOUSLY stupid for me to do, given that my mafia life is ALREADY one of the smoothest, highest expectation mafiaing lives in mafia history anyway. A THIRD reason that conclusion is stupid is that you would probably have to worry about being EXPLOITED by this gambit in order to get there. However, I have NEVER engaged in this, or any similar, gambit in my entire career, meaning that if there IS exploitation to be had with this play, it is in FUTURE GAMES, not this game. For these reasons, pressuring me is extremely scummy and should not be engaged in by any villager, ever, in this game. There will be no less productive pursuit than that in this game.
Sucks for the Unseen when meta is wielded this brutally, but my allegiance is plain and my strategy perfect. Get #rekt.
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