[SFoL] SFoL 67: Last Stand of the Virtuous III - Endgame - The Unseen and The Senex are victorious!

He’s modconfirmed so like… yeah…

i eat your shots and convert them into energy

im the berserker

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Im inclined to believe that they are unseen aligned because they claimed so early in a game of arguably anti-noot players

Duke likely kills Berserker as it is meant to bypass literally everything

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well if it does then that actually ruins my plan

Or maybe he outed just so you can think that

Didn’t they reveal to prove that they aren’t K/O?

still

anyways i have school starting soon and i didnt have the heart to sub out

can you just kill me now and get it over with

thanks

I honestly don’t know.

In July?!

The thing is wolves also would like thread control, so the excuse can go both ways.

yeah i have summer school so i can get an extra credit

Shrug.

I don’t believe it’s a post wolves would make early on, but whatever.

bruh moment.

Since you don’t know why GGhana made those dumb plays. Could you please explain your thought process on this?

Attention please.

GGhana getting mislynched can in, absolutely no way be blamed on me.

How is that possible? You might ask.

You’re the one who gunned for him relentlessly. You might say.

This is both true, and false.

Now you are probably confused, this is completely understandable.

I come from a poor background, lived most of my life in isolation and have been neglected by everyone and everything.

One day however, everything changed. It was yesterday. I was, as usual, screaming my lungs out, fighting for what I truly believed was right. I was trying to make a change, I have attempted, to the best of my abilities which have been honed through blood, sweat and tears to lead town to the path of victory.

They called me a heretic.

They thought my words were pure blasphemy.

Amidst the darkness, a small, glimmering light of hope appeared in front of me. As I was contemplating just putting an end to it all, someone reached out to me.

That person was Leafia. She not only gave me attention, she even acknowledged me. She believed in the me/me. She said it was a “bad” joke. To anyone else this might seem like dismissal, but not to me. To me it was the first time someone bothered to figure out what I was trying to say, it was the first time anyone looked in my general direction for more than .0368 seconds.

At that moment I cried and I cried and I kept crying. The tears wouldn’t stop. They couldn’t stop.

They were tears of pure happiness, all of the pain and suffering which I’ve endured for what felt like centuries upon centuries, millennia.

That was it. That was the turning point, everything was going to be okay. I was going to lynch a wolf and charge ahead confidently with my newfound hope.

But what I did not know was that this, just like every other time I decided that I would open my eyes for yet another day, was a mistake.

GGhana had died, he was town. I was wrong. I felt the world shaking below my feet, the sky was turning red, the toilet paper was running out. “Oh no, this can’t be!!!” - I said desperately to myself. With my jaw on the floor, tears of pure despair running down my cheeks… I shut down. My final thought, in my final moment of consciousness went to Leafia, the one which had given me something to yearn for, something to look forward to…

“Are you going to save me again?..” - Ephesians wondered as his mind went blank and his consciousness faded.

But, just like everything else had been thus far… Leafia was taken away from me. Brutally snatched from my hands, mauled ruthlessly…Eaten in front of my very eyes…

In that moment I knew.

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand mafia. The gameplay is extremely intricate, and without a solid grasp of mechanics most of the game will go over a typical player’s head. There’s also mafia’s need to blend in - build fale logic and trick the others into thinking they are innocent - an idea propagated by Dimitri Davidoff’s scholarly experiments. The town understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of social deduction, to realize that they’re not just using logic and lies with their friends - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike mafia truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the motives of town reaction checking each other and exploring the possible worlds that exist in any given circumstance. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Davidoff’s genius unfolds itself on the DailyMafia twitch stream. What fools… how I pity them. :joy: And yes by the way, I DO have a mafia themed tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that their scum range is at least within 5 EV points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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This is mashed potatoes.

You make mashed potatoes by forcing the potato masher you’ve been using as a knife rack into the boiled potatoes to make the spuds fluffier and reevaluating based on the results.

You ruin mashed potatoes by going let’s add it in yeah sure why not every time a spice is mentioned until you realize people who flunked home ec have been the ones mentioning spices and all the potatoes you haven’t been paying attention to are burnt.

I don’t really care if my slot gets roasted for KFC if it deserves to be there and I recognize our actual risk of getting roasted in this cooking show is extremely low.

But it took an hour to get people to stop grilling SyndiKatt and after like three hours of Weird Tastes being softboiled he is still the #2 combo and now I am in a roasting pan because people who can’t even be arsed to taste the food as they cook when I’m here loudly shouting at them are being allowed to publish cookbooks for no good reason.

Focus. Organize your spice rack.

I would write this recipe and mean it as either alignment lol

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Okay so.

GGhana is just lolcatting.

If there’s anything people want to say right now, go ahead and say it.

Otherwise we should probably kill GGhana soon or else he’s gonna clog thread.