! million GP, now pay up.
I shall pay when I have verified that you have given me the real deal and not some shady knock off.
I am appaled at your suggestion that my goods are fake! How dare you!
Actually you were the one who said that. You literally said you sold fake items in your ad. Now I am confident that we can come to an agreement on the proper style of shield. Meet me tonight and we will discuss the details. I can assure you I have the money.
I suppose that any quarter master worth his salt would never falcify the kings order. Do not disappoint me.
I shall not my liege, You will have the finest goods
Glad to hear! I will be looking forward to tonight. Perhaps if I am especially pleased I’ll use the shield on you.
Give him a shield that explodes in his face so someone of proper, noble birth can take the throne.
HERICY! I take everything back. Give me a sword!
I agree, prepare to be stabud Nuclear >:)
Well I know who I’m guarding… (hint: its not one of you 2)
Me
sure… I’m obviously going to guard the super hostile person while there are people who are openly threatening to kill me. Clearly your safety is my priority.
Actually… send me a sword tonight.
What exactly do you plan on doing with it? Do you even have 1 million GP?
When did I threaten to kill you lol
Oh nevermind misread oops sorry
Wait
what do you mean “super hostile”?
Towards survivor classes. Not towards me. I probably could have worded it better. Point being you are acting hostile towards people who aren’t necessarily scum.