Shortnight 2: Return of the POGGERS - Day 5 [6/15] - Mafoa win, Everybody (including chloe) loses

oh thank god

Okay, I’m pretty conclusive on the fact that Chloe is T.

like specifically I think wolf!Marshal would try to pocket me (as evidenced by, like, every wolf game, and also the fact that he did some trying-to-pocket-me things earlier) and pocketing someone is harder when you’re not paying attention to … their actual posts (particularly Marshal-style pocketing-of-me which involves a lot of fake mindmelds)

have you considered that he’s going for the Marl pocket instead because Marl is completely and utterly deathtunneled on me, and was also in thread at the same times as Marshal

also any townreads that I might or might not make on Marshal automatically get invalidated if I die N1

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If both arete and marl are villagers

there is absolutely without a doubt a wolf within fk/conroy/marshal

There is no way in hell that this entire thread-wide deathtunnel on me is completely village-lead, especially with how it progressed

It reeks of wolves poking and shoving villagers to continue continue continue
But none of them will take shit when I flip
Because I’m now l o c k w o l f to a majority of players, and it will now be ‘entirely chloe’s fault for being so wolfy’ when i flip green
Nobody will take the blame except the person who can’t defend themself or speak anymore
I can predict the future

idk how to word this but i think this makes sense

hey Chloe

I’m willing to be yeeted tomorrow if you flip villager

:’)

fuck yeah sounds good to me

everyone bookmark this post and dont forget it

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ftr this is only 5% a joke

why

new players are easy to read

I’m being entirely serious on this, there’s very few times in my career where I’m this confident someone is a wolf, especially on a d1 read. There is a 0 percent chance this flips villager. Like, you can feel it in your bones that certain posts are wolf, which is probably why the thread morphed the way it did.

marluxuon also is that confident in this read which makes their village potential go from 0% to -10%

that’s how math works after all

at 687 and I’m feeling good about Leafia V

her takes have been consistently anti-consensus and original (in the sense of no one else having said them), which is very villagery from Leafia

I know this is a very cold take but I figured I’d get it out there anyway

You literally picked the least contentious slot to make a read on, and posted an ice-cold take

10/10 play

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(this is a joke copy and pasting the words from someone else)

this is just how Leafia is

kk

well
if youre villa
your mindset is kindaaaaa ass

maybe try looking for worlds without me, bc thats all youre going to be doing tomorrow

just tryina lower your workload!