FK your thoughts of being Policy Killed being high to tonight if your village
I am so supremely confident in my abilities, and so thunderously calm + relaxed, that I will make a single irrelevant post at SOD then peace out for hours on end. I won’t do anything villagery, I won’t make any reads, I’ll make 49 shitposts over the next 35 hours, then once EOD rolls around I’ll make an unspecified number of additional shitposts. No cogent thought will escape these handsome lips. I will be illogical, haphazard, superfluous, inessential, pointless, redundant, uncalled for, unwarranted, unjustified, and gratuitous. The effen theorem will catch me with my pants betwixt my ankles. I’ll vote off-wagon, talk about random nonsense, and make inappropriate japes concerning my relation to wolfchat. I am preemptively declaring any responses to this post “fair enough”. I’ll complain about a lack of WIM, the cause of which is nebuluous, obscure, and entirely insufficient. I will fabricate excuses and pretend I am busy to avoid posting in this thread, when in fact I will be watching cartoons and eating cheeto puffs in my underwear. More specifically, black boxer-briefs. You can’t stop me. You can’t mislynch me. You’re powerless. I laugh in your face. I’m a villager, therefore I can do whatever the fuck I want. Go cry in wolfchat, you big baby. While you’re poring over the thread, searching for any clue at all to help you in the JOAT hunt, know that I am still watching those cartoons and eating those cheeto puffs, nary a care in the world. My armpits are bone dry. I’m a villager, what are you going to do about it? Nothing; you will do nothing about it, because that’s all you can do. Ligma. What’s ligma? Ligma balls.
I see that i’m dying today
Kill chloe tommorow always, thats my legacy
After she flips wolf, go in one of FK/Centuries. You choose. If one flips red, flip the other. If not, well glgl
40%
I’m not sure how I got this number but it’s what popped up instantly so it has to be right
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im like pretty genuinely thinking most of the people outside of my PoE of 3 are like rlly townie lolsers
thats the shortlist
realistically my chance of having actually nailed every wolf is low but I think that has a number of wolves in it
oh also a mash just ended where d1 I had 7/9 correct wolfreads and 10/10 correct village reads so that means I should be sheeped gg
but now that i’ve proven again that my reads are >>rand accurate in an environment wildly different to this one that has proven it doesn’t really translate, you should all sheep my reads and therefore kill chloe and then FK and then centuries
Even if Mist is maf, you’ll still e lockscum, because in this situation, any wolf would bus Mist if they were scumbuddies with her. Now to finish reading up. Wow. A lot of posting was done last night. As usual, I’ll post my thoughts throughout reading up.
Leafia Chleb is wolf
im not allowing here to somehow get to lylo again from her terrible d1 intro again
It’s confirmed. Marshal and Blizer are w/w. Blizer comes in accusing Chloe hard right out of the gate and Marshal’s read on Mist’s slot does a 180. There’s no way that’s natural progression. Marshal has been openwolfing the entire game. Open your eyes peo ppl let. Chloe is not a wolf here. Give her a break already.
Marshal has not been open wolfing from his iso
i do agree his 180 on me is weird, but like everyone 180`d on my slot as soon as i came in. I do agree it wasnt the best
Ill be honest and frank by saying this, i know Chloe has been exahusted from everything since d1 start, but like, we cant ignore that terrible intro every fucking time, and allow her to deep wolf every fucking game shes wolf by letting her off from that terrible entrance
aint happening again, i refuse to allow it