Slay the Spire Addicts Anonymous

I’ve gotten it LITERALLY 8 runs in a row on my first chest on the first floor

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I DONT WANNA BE A SALTY PIECE OF SHIT BUT CMON
EIGHT RUNS IN A ROW
One of the worst relics in the game
sob

Marl in STS right now:

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Just believe in Hearts Of Cards. 4Head

What’s wrong with clay?! >:(
I mean objectively itisoneofthrworstitemsinthegame but come on.

At least it isnt as bad as

Runic Deca

runic dodecahedron is good on the ironclad don’t @ me

FROM THE DOLDRUMS OF MEDIOCRITY YOUR BOY, MARLUXION, HAS RISEN TO THE TOP OF THE SPIRE

THEY GIVE ME THE SELF FORMING CLAY
AND I TAKE THAT CLAY AND MOLD IT INTO A WINNING RUN

IN HIS GREATEST TIME OF NEED, HE DESPERATELY TAKES BRIMSTONE
AND IMMEDIATELY AFTER IS CHOSEN BY THE PRESENCE OF A LIMIT BREAK (promptly upgraded upon arriving at the second floor)

HIS STRENGTH GAIN IS OUT OF CONTROL
VAJRA
GIRYA
BRIMSTONE
DU-VU DOLL
DARKSTONE PIRIAPT
CURSED KEY
LIMIT BREAK

AND WHEN HE THINKS HIS DECK CANT GET ANY BETTER
“Duplicate a Card in your deck”
THE LIMITS ARE BROKEN AGAIN
TWO TIMES THE LIMIT BREAKING POWER

HE RISES, ONE FLOOR AT A TIME UNTIL HE REACHES THE FINALE
DONU AND DECA
HE TEARS DECA A HOLE SO YOU THINK HES DONU
AND HE TAKES DONU OUT LIKE A CRISPY CREME DONUT
WITH A HEAVY BLADE FOR 200 DAMAGE

AND HE READIES HIS BLADE AND SWINGS AT THE HEART

For a measly 1300 damage

AND HE ASCENDS AGAIN

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i’m pumped as shit right now dont @ me

https://i.imgur.com/InlQqQy.jpg
the deck + strikes / defends / ascenders curse

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@Marluxion /pats Dad Im proud of you, Dad

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Are you proud of Marl?

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Meh, poison build all the way

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Nani? Marl is reaching Yo Gi Oh level right now.

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Time to play pot of greed.

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wHaT dOeS pOt Of GrEeD dO?

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Where is the spectator who explains everything? I just play random cards.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55rM2_XvcT4

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Maaaaaarl Jrm1ah just beat Asc 20 Act IV

(with 3 sciences at the heart but we dont talk about that)

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