The Monkey's Paw

Off-Topic (Thronepass)
#41

Granted. You now can count frames per second with grace.

I wish I knew all languages and understood what they meant.

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#42

Granted, everyone forgot what talking and writing is forever. Thus you understand all 0 of the languages

I wish my cat was cuter

#43

Granted. Now your cat can slice things better with their nails and fangs.

I wish I could automatically translate anything.

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#44

Granted, but you can only translate things to a language you created and no one cares about.

I wish I had a PS4.

#45

Granted. You had one, but you never had any chance to use it.

I wish I have the power to detect lies.

#46

Granted, but you would never know the truth.

I wish they made more good anime

#47

Granted, but now the quality is stuck in 144p

I wish I could become a cyborg

#48

Granted but the body is controlled by a remote owned by your arch enemy

I wish I would gain 1 million dollars right now and be able to spend it on whatever I wanted

#49

Granted but the price of everything was increased by a million dollars.

I wish that everyone was turned into a kitten

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#50

Granted, but it was in the ambiguous and sexual version of the phrasing and you regret it for your entire lifetime.

I wish benches would appear more often at the street. I need to rest.

#51

Granted, but now the streets are filled with so many benches that you cannot ever walk on them anymore without difficulty

I wish I can know the experience of being a god

#52

Granted but you cease to exist

I wish that firekitten was actually a kitten that is on fire

#53

Granted but since heā€™s already is a kitten on fire your wish did nothing.

I wish that nuclearburrito was a nuclearburrito

#54

Granted but I already ate it

I wish that you wish that I wish for a tasty slice of cake

#55

Wish granted but since you didnā€™t specify a time Iā€™ll do it later. Butā€¦

I wish that I donā€™t have to wish what Nuke wished me to do

#56

Granted, but you two keep doing that until someone messes up with the order, but it went for so long you guys spent years trying to find who did it incorrectly.

I wish I had not forgot the rules of my own game and didnā€™t post it without a wish below.

#57

Granted but you had to edit your post in order to do so

I wish I could read minds

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#58

Granted, but everyone else can hear your thoughts

I wish I am the ultimate Woomy

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#59

Granted, but now Splatoon has voice chat and no one will use it.

I wish I did my first quote

#60

Granted but you get the badge months afterwards instead of immediately

I wish I was good at the video game Dead Cells

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