The Monkey's Paw

Off-Topic (Thronepass)
#482

Granted. 100 spaces (that is, instances of the character " ") are added to the end of your bio until you next edit it

I wish i could get all my work done in time for the end of the quarter

#483

Granted. You were fired.

I wish I could drink something cold and refreshing right now.

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#484

Granted. You drink liquid nitrogen and die.

i wish htm didnā€™t leave :frowning:

#485

imagine getting fired from school

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#486

Granted. Htm is forced to stay locked on this website, even after it ceases to exist, until his death.

I wish people could get fired from school

#487

Itā€™s a play on words.

You said get ā€œwork doneā€. :slight_smile:

#488

Granted. Students now get set on fire after bad behavior.

I wish I didnā€™t burn my thumb.

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#489

Granted. You burned all your fingers except your thumbs.

I wish RAID: Shadow Legends was never created.

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#490

Granted. Youtubers, lacking sponsors, now have significantly less bandwidth.
I wish life was an elaborate GEICO commercial

#491

Granted

I wish I could save 15% or more on car insurance

#492

Granted. anyone can save you up to 15% or more on car insurance. most are on that ā€œup toā€ side though

I wish i could get rid of my headache at my discretion

#493

(When you said this, I burnt my hand by dropping my oven tray and trying to stop it.

#494

Granted, everytime you get rid of your headache, it comes back each time with double the power of before.

I wish I was happy.

#495

wow wazza way to clog the thread

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#496

Granted. You get injected with a rusty needle through your skull with a big hit of dopamine. You die shortly after.

I wish that everyone was a furry except for @PokemonKidRyan

#497

Granted. the definition of being a furry has been changed to ā€œA person who does not have the name ā€˜PokemonKidRyanā€™ on the Throne of Lies forumā€ leaving PKR as the only potential person to not have such a title.

I wish @JakeTheWolfie would dm me a vague and mysterious hint as to the plot of his new semi-RP, The Party

#498

Granted, it is very mysterious that you are more confused about his semi-RP now.

I wish I can finish reading The Last Star.

#499

i was totally hoping he would just reply ā€œGranted.ā€ and then the hint would be something like ā€œThere will be a partyā€

#500

He pulled through

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#501

Granted. Your disappointment is immeasurable and your day is ruined.

I wish that more people would sign up to my Roleplay