granted. you go to the dentist and get one but it is painful
I wish for 15 likes on this post
Granted. They do it like Instagram, where they double tap it.
I wish for Templar
Granted. Itās the size of a spaceship.
I wish for a nice cozy normal sized small sweatshirt that is blue and does not have anything on it besides the color blue.
Granted. It looks something like this:
I wish for a modpeek on Sulitās sweatshirt.
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Wish granted! He tells you itās a blue sweatshirt that you messed up! Youāre sad because your check was useless. Youāre sad because you messed up the sweatshirt.
I wish I had the motivation to make myself dinner
Granted. Unfortunately, you donāt have the food to go make yourself dinner.
I wish I had the motivation to walk to the dining hall for dinner.
That hit hard.
Granted. But you still donāt walk.
I wish my internet would keep working.
Granted. It is 100x slower, working at a consistent pace.
I wish that all ongoing mafia games would end, regardless of website.
grabs baseball bat granted
i wish that i could tell if someone disliked me by a red blinker above their head
Granted. Everyone you know has a red blinker flashing aggressively.
I wish that I didnāt have to take a plane tomorrow.
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Granted. They arenāt yours.
I wish for a lifetime supply of anything.
ā¦not again.
Granted. Except you will never find out what it is until it kills you.
I wish for a longer neck.
granted. Some random dudeās neck appears at your doorstep in a suspicious package
i wish for the ability to talk with shoes
Granted. Everytime you put your feet into your shoes you hear a quiet moan.
I wish for the alphabet song to be longer.
