The Monkey's Paw

You forgot your wish, Simon. :man_facepalming:

you can have it

I wish there was there was an affordable cure for cancer that never fails and doesn’t have any negative side effects.

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Granted. Only one company has the means to produce it, but they can do so cheaply. They decide to barely produce it, and charge an outrageous amount for it, to the point where its considered a cure only for the ultra-rich, and the search continues.

Im bad at coming up with wishes so ima just leave this blank for anyone who can come up with a good one

:thinking:

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:man_shrugging:

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I prefer granting wishes, but ok.

I wish that me and my squad fellow hosts would finish our game.

welcome to capitalism, hope you enjoy your stay jgoes

Granted, Wazza, but the possibility of a low-quality game goes up and up, and sooner or later every game must finish to its’ conclusion. This culminates in Ici hosting a game with year-long day phases and no majority lynch with incredibly complex roles. It’s the worst game ever hosted.

I wish that people would understand that the Monkey’s Paw is intended as a way to find consequences of wishes that stem from the wish itself rather than just strapping “but then u DIE lol” to them

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Granted, but then you DIE lol.

I wish that I could consistently drop in and out of hyperfocus at will rather than it just … happening.

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