The Monkey's Paw

Off-Topic (Thronepass)
#81

Oh. Yeah I fixed it

#82

Granted, but it actually itā€™s just a change in your tastes and you love it just like it is now.

I wish I would not feel tired ever

#83

Granted. You fall into a coma, never to wake up again.

I wish that Marl changed his name to :b:arl.

#84

Granted but people still call him Marl just to annoy him

I wish the :b: emoji never existed

#85

Granted, it is replaced by the ā€˜:buh:ā€™ emoji which looks perfectly identical to it.

I wish that I could win every 1v1 in Super Smash Bros Ultimate regardless of matchup.

#86

Granted but you are kicked out of online and brackets for cheating and no one wants to play with you because losing is no fun

I wish the :buh: emoji never existed

#87

Granted, it is replaced by ā€˜:buclearburrito:ā€™ and looks identical to it.

I wish that I would not be kicked out of online and brackets because people realize that Iā€™m just really good at the game.

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#88

Granted. You are instead kicked out because you are an asshole who uses magical monkey paws to cheat at video games

I wish that this monkey paw was instead a lamp

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#89

Granted, all wishes you did after the third one will never happen tho

I wish for a PC masterrace

#90

Granted. The computers gain sentience and take over the world, eradicating humans from existence.

I wish everyone subscribed to Pewdiepie.

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#91

Granted. They also subscribe to T series as well and bots mean t series has more subs in the end

I wish @Kirefitten would make at least 3 additional posts on this thread

#92

Granted. However, theyā€™re all filled with gay furry porn.

I wish T Series lost all of their subscribers and got banned from YouTube forever.

#93

Granted however every other post in this thread lost their meaning and doesnā€™t exist. Unfortunately this also includes your wish.

I wish that max renamed themselves to nax

#94

how does this relate wtf

nah this doesnā€™t count k thx lol

#95

Granted. But N is now pronounced like an M

I wish that your post included gay furry porn

#96

Oh wait

I forgot to mention

Another channel was made with the exact same name except is named y series

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#97

Also L series

#98

Granted, except looking at Firekittenā€™s posts now turns you into a gay furry forever.

I wish that Firekitten was good at this game.

#99

OH NOES! NOT MY SEXUALITY!!!

#100

wdym you were always a gay furry you just didnā€™t realize it