The Monkey's Paw

Off-Topic (Thronepass)
#162

Granted but you can’t eat it

I wish for Music Mash to not be 12/12 @eevee

#163

granted, it’s now turbo

I wish that I could retcon events out of existence

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#164

better turbo than 12/12

Granted, however retcon is no longer a word and thus your wish means nothing.

I wish that @Marcus_Doodalee didn’t have a creepy furry as his pfp

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#165

Granted, but now its a pfp of sum emo dude who likes making kids sad idk

I wish that @MaximusPrime would get rid of his xmas themed pfp

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#166

holy shit the wish was actually “granted”

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#167

Done, but now he has another Christmas themed pfp that is only one pixel different

I wish I always had an Internet connection at my cellphone

#168

Granted, but it caps at 2kbps

I wish I could write a good movie, to become the most watched and liked piece of art from history

#169

Done, but the credits of the movie are going to someone who you hate and who stole your work to make it into a harem.

I wish that we all could be Firekitten

#170

Granted but I have already completed it.
I wish you told me earlier.

#171

Granted, but you didn’t believe it.
I wish I got a million dollars in cash given to be in confidence from the worlds biggest bank.

#172

Granted, but it’s a loan with 50% interest.

I wish my dnd party wasn’t full of fullcasters.

#173

Granted, but now everyone’s a noob.

I wish I could skip sleep with no ill effects.

#174

Granted. You show no symptoms of sleep deprivation but if you do sleep then you sleep for twice as long.

I wish that @Geyde can only make unbalanced, absurd, and crazy clown fiesta FMs.

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#175

Granted, but now Geyde can only make unbalanced, absurd, and crazy clown fiesta FMs

I wish the time passed more slowly

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#176

Granted, time passes slower but everything is affected by it so it cancels out.

I wish that the Cult was deleted.

#177

Granted, the Cult flavor is removed and now there are just barebones mechanics

I wish I had slept more

#178

Granted, you get knocked on the head and pass our for 24 hours.

I wish that I could easily come up with an interesting, coherent backstory effortlessly and quickly.

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#179

Granted, your character is disliked by everyone.
I wish I remembered every Pokémon by memory.

#180

Granted, but you can’t remember the evolutions.

I wish I had a thousand bucks that were mine, no one else’s, weren’t a bank loan, and was legal.

#181

Granted, but it was penance for a bomb that was dropped on your house, given to you for Insurance.

I wish the Monkey’s Paw got burnt, to save us all, thus reversing the wishes.