im not drunk tho 
Yes and I need to tone down your reaction speed just a tad
A few milliseconds here and there could put me at like 10-20% winrate which is ideal for learning imo
drunk katze would prob just go snake a lot
Today’s news:
SSBU Leagues now instituting handicaps
Matches where handicaps are deemed necessary now have the higher-level player drink an alotted amount to make the matches more fair
gamer moment
im p sure id play like a bitch marshal if i was drunk
lmao
probably 
at least our matches would be more even
This is not my day for tethers and warps
hot take
lucario is the worst designed character in the game
fuck lucario
Little Mac
you’re using downb and sideb off stage too much with palu
they both have a fair amount of endlag
WEAK
I say this having abhorrently inconsistent wifi so I have an excuse to not be shown up
Damn that was p close
arent you also pretty far away
i don’t actually know where you nerds live other than marshal
offstage game with palu is almost all bair / nair from what I remember
lol
It’s getting back to the stage against Katze
offstage nair is disgusting to ledgeguard (but nerfed in the last patch)
but hes doing it while recovering to cover himself
this mf pulls out a greninja? im scared af
Palu is one of those characters I personally despise due to being so rewarding for using basic fundamentals